AnyMal
Lifer
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about verything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive," "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have
a Nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single; and I'm Catholic too!" "OK" the Nun says, "Pull into the next alley." He does and the Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Bob and I'm on my way to a Halloween party.
a Nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single; and I'm Catholic too!" "OK" the Nun says, "Pull into the next alley." He does and the Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Bob and I'm on my way to a Halloween party.
