A Kindler, Gentler Military

[AndrewR]

Anyone else read this book? I'm in the middle of it now, and I am so thoroughly pissed off already that I can scarcely imagine what's further on toward the end. It's positively amazing how the cancer of liberalism has warped the culture of the military. I see it every day from MEO to the gender-integrated basic training which hardly imparts any training at all.

 

[mastertech01]

One reason I left... Clinton administration began the destruction of the core..

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Amen brotha.

I'm afraid, at that liberal rate, one good enemy fighter will look like the whole Seal Team 6 squad to the military.

Military General -"Hi there, Mr. Bad Terrorist!"

Terrorist -"Muhimba babwa meghla wookie wookie gar thunk wakka wakka!"

Military General -"Now, can't we be friends? We love you, and your differences! Why? Because we care! We want to get to know you better."

Terrorist -"MAWHOOBA! Nebba whazzer pez jooba neebe gompha!"

Military General -"Your language is interesting. Hopefully you will teach us how to speak it, because we love you. Your wrists seem to be chaffing in those fur lined handcuffs. Let me undo them for you...."

Terrorist -"GOOPIE!!! BLAMBA GIVBERRR NIPE SAMA DONG BIMBA NOSWHELLIE!"

BLAM!! BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!

Six months later.....

Telecaster -"Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States!"

President -"Bammaloosh. Govberrkokka simba dos yoodle fhwipple........"

 

[AndrewR]

What's terribly ironic is that a woman who is lambasted in the book, now retired Lt. Gen. Claudia Kennedy (the first female flag officer!), who began a speech by saying, "This isn't your father's Army!" was just on CNN to talk about military operations. Are we dropping teddy bears?

 

[AndrewR]

Monel: LMAO!!!! Perfect.

 

[HombrePequeno]

Monel:

ROTFL!!

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

When i wrote that, I could just imagine some little monkey man banging off the walls.