a kid crapped his pants on my car seat today

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thomsbrain

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so for issues of confidentiality, i'll keep it short and vague, but i work with kids, often out in the community. today i had a 13 year old leave a streak of crap on my car seat when he got out. i returned to my car, toasting in the sunshine, and immediately thought, "what's that intense sh!tty smell?" answer: sh!t. on your car seat, buster.

i cleaned it with antibacterial soap and put on some of that enzyme stuff they sell for pet messes to hopefully kill any future odor.

nasty.

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my company will pay for an interior detail. that's good, because my late-night cleaning attempt wasn't... entirely successful. i'll get it done tomorrow. my coworkers were rolling around on the floor laughing for this one, and shared some horror stories of their own. apparently this is a "known issue" with this kid, and it's a medical problem.
 
Ika

Ika

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Was it watery and leaked through his pants? How did it get to the seat?
 
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thomsbrain

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cloth seats. i have no idea how it got on the seat, but he was wearing shorts, and he did use the restroom multiple times that afternoon, so he may have been having "issues." as i was walking him to his door, he mentioned something about, "something brown in my backpack." i think he was covering for himself. :(
 
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puffff

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buy a pack of diapers, next time you give the kid a ride, tell him to put on a pair first.
 
moshquerade

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: thomsbrain
so for issues of confidentiality, i'll keep it short and vague, but i work with kids, often out in the community. today i had a 13 year old leave a streak of crap on my car seat when he got out. i returned to my car, toasting in the sunshine, and immediately thought, "what's that intense sh!tty smell?" answer: sh!t. on your car seat, buster.

i cleaned it with antibacterial soap and put on some of that enzyme stuff they sell for pet messes to hopefully kill any future odor.

nasty.
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suckage.

you should report him for having intestional problems that need to be addressed.

 
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JeffreyLebowski

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Aug 23, 2000
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Originally posted by: Shawn
Originally posted by: sonambulo
is he a tard or something?
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must be. 13y/o kids don't crap their pants.
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I almost crapped my pants last night. My tummy was hurting bad and I thought I had to fart, but as soon as I started I realized the turd was done honking, it was trying to exit. SO I had to make a mad dash to the bathroom. :(
 
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WhiteKnight

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This thread is begging for a parody. It won't be me, but I'd be shocked if we don't see something in the next two hours.
 
sao123

sao123

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Originally posted by: thomsbrain
so for issues of confidentiality, i'll keep it short and vague, but i work with kids, often out in the community. today i had a 13 year old leave a streak of crap on my car seat when he got out. i returned to my car, toasting in the sunshine, and immediately thought, "what's that intense sh!tty smell?" answer: sh!t. on your car seat, buster.

i cleaned it with antibacterial soap and put on some of that enzyme stuff they sell for pet messes to hopefully kill any future odor.

nasty.
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it will take more than one of those little christmas tree air fresheners to get that smell out.
 
AdamK47

AdamK47

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Oct 9, 1999
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I'd say that this is a good time to upgrade your seats to something nicer.
 
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