A kid and his bicycle

[The Batt?sai]

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a

10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give

you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 &

your mother just lost her job.

There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading

out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked,

"Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him,

"I was walking past your room last night and heard you

telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her

tell you to wait because she was coming too. And

I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a

$280,000 mortgage & no bike!"

 

[TBone48]

I tried not to like it, but couldn't help myself. 😀

 

[GML3G0]

😀

 

[deepred98]

*chuckles*

 

[Maximus96]

:thumbsup:

 

[bondboy]

10/10 🙂

 

[OdiN]

:thumbsdown:

n00b

 

[narcotic]

meh... nice try.

 

[LordMaul]

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: out of :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[thecoolnessrune]

i got a laugh :laugh:

 

[oboeguy]

Clever!

 

[zanieladie]

😱

 

[KarmaPolice]

lol