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A joke.....

A virile, young Italian gentleman was relaxing at his
favorite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a
spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the
point where he invited her back to his apartment, and
after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom
where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile,
"So...you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned,
and replied, "No."



Surprised, the young man reached for her and the
rattling resumed.



This time she thrashes about wildly and there are
screams of passion. The rooting ends, and again, the
young man smiles, and again he asks, "You finish?"
And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile,
cuddles closer to him, and softly says, "No."



Stunned , but damned if this woman is going to outlast
him, the young man reaches for the woman yet again
using the last of his strength, he barely manages it,
but they end together, screaming, bucking, clawing,
and ripping the bed sheets.



The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely
able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles
proudly, and asks again, "You finish?"



Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "No, I
Norwegian."
 
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