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bobbybe01

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Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a tent filled with over 100 beautiful women.
They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the sheik came in.

"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me.
You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."

The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop," says the first man.
"Then we will shoot your penis off!" said the sheik.

The sheik then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a fireman," said the second man.
"Then we will burn your penis off!" said the sheik.

Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?"
And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
 
Bad news.... he'll probably get a sharp stick thrust into it.

Perhaps if he sold confectionary without anything that could be inserted into a eurethra?
 
Originally posted by: bluemax
Bad news.... he'll probably get a sharp stick thrust into it.

Perhaps if he sold confectionary without anything that could be inserted into a eurethra?
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Like caramel or jawbreakers?
 
Most people don't have the patience to finish a lollipop by just licking/sucking it. Thus, the man's penis should be chewed off...
 
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