A joke

[AmericasTeam]

Three guys sitting at a bar.
One from Arizona, one from Ohio, and one from California.
They look down the bar and see a guy who they believe is Jesus. They buy him a drink.
Jesus comes over to thank them.
He then touches the guy from Ohio and says "Your heart problems are healed".
The Ohio guy says "I feel great" and leaves.
Then Jesus touches the guy from Arizona and says " Your brain tumor is healed".
The guy from Arizona says "Thanks I feel better than ever" and leaves.
Jesus then goes to touch the guy from California and the guy jumps back.
Jesus tries to touch him again.
The Californian jumps again and says "Hey man, don't touch me. I'm on Workers Comp."

 

[dighn]

heh 😀

 

[SirStev0]

ha...

 

[us3rnotfound]

ok

 

[MrDingleDangle]

reminds me of monty python where jesus cures the leper and then he gets all mad because begging as a leper was his only source of income

 

[opticalmace]

i don't get it

edit:

....lazy? deceptive? EXPLAIN!!!

 

[notfred]

What the hell do the states have to do with that joke?

 

[opticalmace]

Originally posted by: notfred
What the hell do the states have to do with that joke?

How was your evening notfred

 

[rival]

how about a white guy, a ...err, maybe i shouldnt go there 🙂

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Was posted a few weeks ago with them being from different English towns I think.

 

[beer]

1/10