A joke to make your Sunday night a little bit better.

[blurredvision]

Sorry in advance if this has been told before, if you don't like it, and/or if it is as old as the internet.

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

 

[dugweb]

😛 pwned

 

[Zim Hosein]

:Q

<-- Stops posting domestic violence jokes! 😛

Cheers blurredvision :beer:

 

[Orsorum]

Domestic abuse isn't funny. :|

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Domestic abuse isn't funny. :|

I concur 😉

 

[SVT Cobra]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10/10!

thx for it not sucking OP!

 

[MoPHo]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Domestic abuse isn't funny. :|

you're right, it's hilarious.

 

[firewall]

7/10.

Good one!

 

[bigrash]

lol. good one

 

[ruffilb]

Not bad, 8/10

 

[Savij]

So that's how you got your name.

 

[KarenMarie]

not bad...

 

[NiKeFiDO]

zim gets away with so much the rest of us wouldnt....
isnt he a mod anyway?

whatever... who can compete with 20.6 posts a day

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO
zim gets away with so much the rest of us wouldnt....
isnt he a mod anyway?

whatever... who can compete with 20.6 posts a day

Such as what NiKeFiDO? 😕

As for PPD, no member here is restricted to how many PPD he/she can make 🙂