A joke that involves one of your HANDS

[DanTMWTMP]

Take a look at your hand, fingers outstretched, with the palm facing you.

Now, while the palm is still facing you, tilt the hand until the bone right below the base of your thumb is parallel with the ground (so it's kind of like a position where you're about to shake someone's hand, except all of your fingers are all outstretched). The plane of the palm is perpendicular to the ground.

ok now this is what each finger represents: (order of thumbs first, and go down from there to pinky finger)

thumb = 0-12 yrs old :laugh:
Index = 13-18 yrs old
Middle = 19-29 yrs old
Ring = 30-40 yrs old (or 45 and/or beyond w/ that blue medication EDIT: ugh hint:bob dole)
Pinky = 45+ yrs old



sigh..such as life...

EDIT:
hint: does not involve females. this applies only to males.


EDIT2:
the origin of this joke:
about 2 weekends ago, my family was having your usual family dinner, and my dad suddenly looked @ me funny and told me to do that with my left hand. I was pretty disturbed then. But today, I had the sudden urge to share it with the ATOT community , figuring it'll be a great icebreaker for any professional meeting or when you meet new people.

 

[Nikamichi]

 

What?

 

[Yossarian]

wtf are you talking about?

 

[maddogchen]

0/10

 

[Atomicus]

I don't get it

 

[DanTMWTMP]

oh and this dumb joke only applies to Males.

 

[TwinkleToes77]

i dont get it :/

 

[Tremulant]

And the point of this is what?

 

[KarenMarie]

I got the joke. just not too funny.

for the rest who did not get it... the position of the fingers represents the position of an erection at different stages in a mans life.



edit: straight up.. straight out... wrap it around the back... geddit?

 

[Toastedlightly]

if you don't get it... *sigh*

 

[Yossarian]

keep editing, it still doesn't make any fvcking sense!

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I got the joke. just not too funny.

for the rest who did not get it... the position of the fingers represents the position of an erection at different stages in a mans life.

ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... good call

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I got the joke. just not too funny.

for the rest who did not get it... the position of the fingers represents the position of an erection at different stages in a mans life.

OH.

Now I get it.

/laughs at self

 

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
keep editing, it still doesn't make any fvcking sense!

read the edit in my original post.

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
keep editing, it still doesn't make any fvcking sense!

lol

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Take a look at your hand, fingers outstretched, with the palm facing you.

Now, while the palm is still facing you, tilt the hand until the bone right below the base of your thumb is parallel with the ground (so it's kind of like a position where you're about to shake someone's hand, except all of your fingers are all outstretched). The plane of the palm is perpendicular to the ground.

ok now this is what each finger represents: (order of thumbs first, and go down from there to pinky finger)

thumb = 0-12 yrs old :laugh:
Index = 13-18 yrs old
Middle = 19-29 yrs old
Ring = 30-40 yrs old (or 45 and/or beyond w/ that blue medication EDIT: ugh hint:bob dole)
Pinky = 45+ yrs old



sigh..such as life...

EDIT:
hint: does not involve females. this applies only to males.

Can I see a one-pic demonstration?

Alright, with the edits, it makes sense...

 

[Mandos]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Take a look at your hand, fingers outstretched, with the palm facing you.

Now, while the palm is still facing you, tilt the hand until the bone right below the base of your thumb is


LMFAO

 

[Wallydraigle]

I can't even be bothered to type what I thought of that.

 

[Yossarian]

this is soooo stupid.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
this is soooo stupid.

 

[zerocool1]

Originally posted by: Atomicus
I don't get it

if I don't get its probably not worth it

 

[Baked]

Give me back my weed and get your own, I have no idea what the hell you're babblering about.

 

[KarenMarie]

come on... if you guys cannot get it after reading the first post I made in this thread...

sheesh!

 

[DanTMWTMP]

the origin of this joke:
about 2 weekends ago, my family was having your usual family dinner, and my dad suddenly looked @ me funny and told me to do that with my left hand. I was pretty disturbed then. But today, I had the sudden urge to share it with the ATOT community , figuring it'll be a great icebreaker for any professional meeting or when you meet new people.


the "joke" is better demonstrated in person.