A joke so bad even Brutuskend would reject it...

GasX

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....






A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


This joke has been posted so many times that I am considering letting the Mean Mod out of his cage so he can bitch slap all of ya'll just on general principles. :disgust:

Watchful Mod :D ;)
 

GasX

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A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,





"They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
 

GasX

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
 

DnetMHZ

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

wow..... just...wow.. :confused:
 

dxkj

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....






A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

sooo old
 

CommCR

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Originally posted by: dnetmhz
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

wow..... just...wow.. :confused:

yup....
 

TheNinja

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Which reminds me:

There was a group of people called the trids. Now the trids would wake up every morning to go pick tridberries from the top of the hill. However in the past month there has been a monster on the hill that kicks them off every morning when the trids go up to pick tridberries. On this particular morning, the trids take a rabbi with them thinking that the monster wouldn't dare do anything with the rabbi around. So the trids head up the mountain to pick the trid berries, but when they get there the monster is waiting at the top and kicks everyone off except for the rabbi. The rabbi asks the monster, "Why did you kick off everyone else except for me?"





The monster says, "Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids"
 

Aharami

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Originally posted by: Staley8
Which reminds me:

There was a group of people called the trids. Now the trids would wake up every morning to go pick tridberries from the top of the hill. However in the past month there has been a monster on the hill that kicks them off every morning when the trids go up to pick tridberries. On this particular morning, the trids take a rabbi with them thinking that the monster wouldn't dare do anything with the rabbi around. So the trids head up the mountain to pick the trid berries, but when they get there the monster is waiting at the top and kicks everyone off except for the rabbi. The rabbi asks the monster, "Why did you kick off everyone else except for me?"





The monster says, "Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids"

now that one's funny!