A man was about to be transfered to the Chinese office for his company. Before he left the man he was replacing gave him a tip.
The man's predecessor said, "The job sucks ass but there is one thing that will make up for most of it."
Our guy then asked, "OK, what is it that makes up for the job's suckiness?"
The man who left the Chinese office replied, "When you go out to eat in a restaurant, ask for a special egg roll with no hot sauce."
Our guy looks at his predecessor and then prepares for his trip. The flight to China was horrible and when he finally got off of the plane he went to a restaurant. Inside it was a pretty shabby place but he was hungry. So the man asks the waiter for a special egg roll with no hot sauce. The waiter beckons for the man to follow him to another part of the restaurant. They stop in front of a curtain. There the waiter says something about certain words meaning certian things and our man is confused. The waiter opens the curtain and ushers the man inside. Behind the curtain there is a very beautiful girl who is naked and on her knees. She proceeds to give him oral sex. Now, the man is more than happy with the service at this restaurant and goes to his hotel.
Throughout his stay in China our guy goes to a different restaurant every night and alway asks for the same thing. Each girl is more beautiful than the next and he is very happy. On his last night in China the man decides to go to a restaurant one last time but this time forgets to add the 'not hot sauce' part of his order. The man is taken to a curtained room and then goes inside. The most beautiful girl yet is behind the curtain and she gives him head. Right before the man is finished, she bites down on him as hard as she can. He of course us bleeding everywhere and she has a huge smile on her face because she nearly bit his dick off.
The man asks in a horribly angered and pained tone, "Why the hell did you nearly bite my schlong off?"
She replies, "Special egg roll with hot sauce has a little bite to it."
The man's predecessor said, "The job sucks ass but there is one thing that will make up for most of it."
Our guy then asked, "OK, what is it that makes up for the job's suckiness?"
The man who left the Chinese office replied, "When you go out to eat in a restaurant, ask for a special egg roll with no hot sauce."
Our guy looks at his predecessor and then prepares for his trip. The flight to China was horrible and when he finally got off of the plane he went to a restaurant. Inside it was a pretty shabby place but he was hungry. So the man asks the waiter for a special egg roll with no hot sauce. The waiter beckons for the man to follow him to another part of the restaurant. They stop in front of a curtain. There the waiter says something about certain words meaning certian things and our man is confused. The waiter opens the curtain and ushers the man inside. Behind the curtain there is a very beautiful girl who is naked and on her knees. She proceeds to give him oral sex. Now, the man is more than happy with the service at this restaurant and goes to his hotel.
Throughout his stay in China our guy goes to a different restaurant every night and alway asks for the same thing. Each girl is more beautiful than the next and he is very happy. On his last night in China the man decides to go to a restaurant one last time but this time forgets to add the 'not hot sauce' part of his order. The man is taken to a curtained room and then goes inside. The most beautiful girl yet is behind the curtain and she gives him head. Right before the man is finished, she bites down on him as hard as she can. He of course us bleeding everywhere and she has a huge smile on her face because she nearly bit his dick off.
The man asks in a horribly angered and pained tone, "Why the hell did you nearly bite my schlong off?"
She replies, "Special egg roll with hot sauce has a little bite to it."
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