A Joke (now with a poll)

Googer

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu...
  • Broiled Missionary: $ 10.00
    Fried Explorer: $ 15.00
    Baked Politician: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the politician?"
The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?"
 

olds

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Mar 3, 2000
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I guess all jokes are just a variation of another joke.

An AT member was in need of a brain transplant. He went to a brain surgeon and the surgeon told him to choose from the list:
HT member brain: $ 1000.00
GH member brain: $ 1500.00
OT member brain: $100,000.00
The patient asked why the OT brain was so much. The surgeon replied: ?It?s never been used?.
 

yosuke188

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Apr 19, 2005
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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I guess all jokes are just a variation of another joke.

An AT member was in need of a brain transplant. He went to a brain surgeon and the surgeon told him to choose from the list:
HT member brain: $ 1000.00
GH member brain: $ 1500.00
OT member brain: $100,000.00
The patient asked why the OT brain was so much. The surgeon replied: ?It?s never been used?.

Much better.
 

SVT Cobra

Lifer
Mar 29, 2005
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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I guess all jokes are just a variation of another joke.

An AT member was in need of a brain transplant. He went to a brain surgeon and the surgeon told him to choose from the list:
HT member brain: $ 1000.00
GH member brain: $ 1500.00
OT member brain: $100,000.00
The patient asked why the OT brain was so much. The surgeon replied: ?It?s never been used?.

I'd hate to see the price on a P&N brain. :Q
 

olds

Elite Member
Mar 3, 2000
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Originally posted by: SVT Cobra
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I guess all jokes are just a variation of another joke.

An AT member was in need of a brain transplant. He went to a brain surgeon and the surgeon told him to choose from the list:
HT member brain: $ 1000.00
GH member brain: $ 1500.00
OT member brain: $100,000.00
The patient asked why the OT brain was so much. The surgeon replied: ?It?s never been used?.

I'd hate to see the price on a P&N brain. :Q

LMAO, I missed P&N. :(
 
Oct 4, 2004
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Originally posted by: SVT Cobra
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I guess all jokes are just a variation of another joke.

An AT member was in need of a brain transplant. He went to a brain surgeon and the surgeon told him to choose from the list:
HT member brain: $ 1000.00
GH member brain: $ 1500.00
OT member brain: $100,000.00
The patient asked why the OT brain was so much. The surgeon replied: ?It?s never been used?.

I'd hate to see the price on a P&N brain. :Q

Saw this one coming but 10/10 anyway.
:cookie:
 

Captante

Lifer
Oct 20, 2003
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Only voted a 2 because it was the lowest choice which indicated I understood it.
 

Oblivionaire

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Jul 29, 2006
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Originally posted by: SVT Cobra
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I guess all jokes are just a variation of another joke.

An AT member was in need of a brain transplant. He went to a brain surgeon and the surgeon told him to choose from the list:
HT member brain: $ 1000.00
GH member brain: $ 1500.00
OT member brain: $100,000.00
The patient asked why the OT brain was so much. The surgeon replied: ?It?s never been used?.

I'd hate to see the price on a P&N brain. :Q

That hasn't been used, it's been abused!