A Joke Just For TitanDiddly

[GasX]

The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

 

[Queasy]

I don't get it. How could jumper cables walk?

 

[KLin]

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: KLin
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

Hey, you are supposed to pu the first part in the topic summary!

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: KLin
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

Hey, you are supposed to pu the first part in the topic summary!

I don't want to be banned for flooding the forum with bar jokes .


A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."

 

[Steve]

Two nuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Okay, who bought MWilding the 1001 Jokes toilet paper?

 

[SurgicalShark]

A horse walks in the bar, bartender says "why the long face?"

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: SurgicalShark
Sarah Jessica Parker walks in the bar, bartender says "why the long face?"

fixed

 

[bigrash]

lol

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: andylawcc

Originally posted by: SurgicalShark
Sarah Jessica Parker walks in the bar, bartender says "why the long face?"

fixed

:shocked:

 

[conehead433]

Two nuns walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: AdamSnow

Originally posted by: andylawcc

Originally posted by: SurgicalShark
Sarah Jessica Parker walks in the bar, bartender says "why the long face?"

fixed

:shocked:

oh, snap!

 

[TitanDiddly]

:lips:

 

[arcenite]

Three guys walk into a bar, you'd think the third one would have ducked.

 

[ondarkness]

keep em comin. lol-

 

[MercenaryForHire]

A baby seal walks into a club.

...



- M4H

 

[KLin]

A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" The bartender asks, "I don't know, what does he look like?"

 

[KB]

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says " we don't serve food here."

 

[her209]

"A bar walks into a rabbi."

I've got nothing.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Queasy
I don't get it. How could jumper cables walk?

 

[markgm]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

10/10 ...Sometimes it doesn't take too much!

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: KB
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says " we don't serve food here."

:laugh:

 

[harobikes333]

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, 'Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!'

The panda yells back at the bartender, 'Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!'

The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: 'A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves

 

[Platypus]

I was expecting this to be a foreskin joke