DarkKnight69
Golden Member
I dont think it s a repost and I had never heard it before, but i got a good chuckle.
A pastor is thinking about having a baby, however, his wage at the Church is not sufficient to support himself, his wife, and children. being as he has been a long time with the church and never asked for a raise, he decided to talk to the congregation about a raise.
After very little debate, the congrgation decided to up the pastors wage for every child he had in order to cover the expenses. Overjoyed, he went home and promptly had sex with his wife. Nine months later a baby was born.
The pastor decided that since he could now afford it and loved children so much, that he would continue having them. Years went by and soon the pastor was on his 6th child. Unfortunatly, this became stressing on the church's bank account and the congregation decided once again to gather to discuss the pay.
After gathering, there was much hmming and hawing and griping. It did not look good for the pastor and his wage.
In an act of appeal, the pastor rose and claimed "a child is a gift from god, we should be happy to embrace them." The congregation went quiet at the truth that the pastor spoke.
After a few seconds of silence, a very old asian lady rose in the back row and gently said "Rain is a gift from god too, but when it gets too much, we put on rubber!"
A pastor is thinking about having a baby, however, his wage at the Church is not sufficient to support himself, his wife, and children. being as he has been a long time with the church and never asked for a raise, he decided to talk to the congregation about a raise.
After very little debate, the congrgation decided to up the pastors wage for every child he had in order to cover the expenses. Overjoyed, he went home and promptly had sex with his wife. Nine months later a baby was born.
The pastor decided that since he could now afford it and loved children so much, that he would continue having them. Years went by and soon the pastor was on his 6th child. Unfortunatly, this became stressing on the church's bank account and the congregation decided once again to gather to discuss the pay.
After gathering, there was much hmming and hawing and griping. It did not look good for the pastor and his wage.
In an act of appeal, the pastor rose and claimed "a child is a gift from god, we should be happy to embrace them." The congregation went quiet at the truth that the pastor spoke.
After a few seconds of silence, a very old asian lady rose in the back row and gently said "Rain is a gift from god too, but when it gets too much, we put on rubber!"
