- Jun 15, 2000
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I know you're in there, listening in the control room.......
A blind man and his guide dog enter
a Bar and find their way to a bar stool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there
for a while, the blind guy yells to the
bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke ?" The bar immediately becomes
absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep
voice, the woman next to him
says, "Before you tell that joke,
you should know something. The
bartender is blonde, the bouncer
is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb.
blonde with a black belt in karate.
What's more, the woman sitting next
to me is blonde and she's a weight
lifter? The lady to your right is a
blonde, and she's a wrestler.
Think about it seriously, Mister.
"You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if
I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Now before that tribe that is blond gets "huffy"...
I AM one of you.
A blind man and his guide dog enter
a Bar and find their way to a bar stool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there
for a while, the blind guy yells to the
bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke ?" The bar immediately becomes
absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep
voice, the woman next to him
says, "Before you tell that joke,
you should know something. The
bartender is blonde, the bouncer
is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb.
blonde with a black belt in karate.
What's more, the woman sitting next
to me is blonde and she's a weight
lifter? The lady to your right is a
blonde, and she's a wrestler.
Think about it seriously, Mister.
"You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if
I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Now before that tribe that is blond gets "huffy"...
I AM one of you.