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A joke for the weekend

Binarycow

Binarycow

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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
> While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
> devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
>
> Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
> finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
> Putin writes him a check.
>
> Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
> is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
> she writes him a check.
>
> Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
> finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
>
> When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
> got to call the USA so cheaply.
>
> The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
> gone to hell, so it's a local call."
 
Binarycow said:
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
> While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
> devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
>
> Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
> finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
> Putin writes him a check.
>
> Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
> is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
> she writes him a check.
>
> Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
> finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
>
> When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
> got to call the USA so cheaply.
>
> The devil smiles and replies: "Since Bush stole the 2000 election, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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fixed for historical accuracy 😛

fixed again for even greater accuracy...thanks Indy... :$
 
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IndyColtsFan said:
Except the part that the election took place in 2000, not 2001.
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Gaaa...how quickly we forget...😛 :$
 
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