This guy walked into a bar down in Alabama and ordered a mudslide. The bartender looked at the man and said, "You're not from round here, are ya?"
"No," replied the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania."
The bartender looked at him and said, "Well, what do you do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered, then asked, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man looked at the bartender and said, "Well, I mount dead animals."
So the bartender stood back and hollered to everyone else in the bar, "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!"
"No," replied the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania."
The bartender looked at him and said, "Well, what do you do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered, then asked, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man looked at the bartender and said, "Well, I mount dead animals."
So the bartender stood back and hollered to everyone else in the bar, "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!"
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