A joke for Russ

Jazar

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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced the altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted. "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman replied, "You are in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be a republican," said the balloonist.

"I am," said the woman. "How did you know?"

"Well", answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

"You must be a democrat." The woman below responded.

"I am" replied the balloonist, but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "You don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
 

palad

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Funny! I've heard it before, but then it was between a tech and a coder.
 

Optimus

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A while back I heard one about the diferences between a Republican and a Democrat... something like:

A Republican Congressman and a Democrat Congressman are both headed to a very important vote. The Rep is first, and spies a man on the side of the road changing a tire. The Republican Congressman thinks "Gee, I'd like to stop and help, but I have this important vote to go to so he will need to fix his own tire". He drives on.

A short time later the Democrat sees the same man and stops to help - blowing the car up and killing the stranded guy while trying to change said tire.




I don't know.. it made me laugh.