A joke before I leave work

[GL]

Monica Lewinsky goes to her local dry cleaners to pick up her last load and drop-off a new one. "Hi", she says, "I've just got a couple of dresses this time around." "Come again?" The dry cleaner owner says after not hearing Monica. "Hahaha" Monica laughs, "No, it's only mustard this time":Q

 

[sohcrates]

nice!

that's a keeper. hehe

 

[Locutus of Board]

Monica Lewinsky goes to her local dry cleaners to pick up her last load

Huh huh huh huh

 

[NakaNaka]

> > >>> A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a
> > >>>> sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish. Suddenly the
>sky
> > >>>> clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said,
>"Because
> > >>>> you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
>one
> > >> wish."
> > >>>>
> > >>>> The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over
>anytime
>I
> > >>>> want."
> > >>>>
> > >>>> The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
> > >>>> enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports
> > >> required
> > >>>> to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would
> > >>>> take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for
> > >>>> worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish,
>a
> > >>>> wish you think would honor and glorify me."
> > >>>>
> > >>>> The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
> > >>>> wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel
> > >> inside,
> > >>>> what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why
> > >> they
> > >>>> cry, what they mean when they say nothing', and how I can make a
>woman
> > >>>> truly happy."
> > >>>>
> > >>>> The Lord replied,
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
> > >>
> > >>
> >
> >
>

 

[NakaNaka]

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[NakaNaka]

>An Italian man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at
>his
>regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby....
>all
>alone.
>He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot
>to be sent over to her - knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
>The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying
>this
>is from the gentleman.
>She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man.
>The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes
>in
>your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
>The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her.
>It read: "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW
>850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty million
>dollars in the bank.
>But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three
>inches.
>Just send the bottle back!"
>

 

[Cyberian]

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