A horse walks into a bar

[Red Squirrel]

Bar tender says "hey!". Horse replies "Sure".

 

[Iron Woode]

Boo-urns.

 

[SKORPI0]

https://www.amazon.com/Horse-Walks-into-Bar-novel/dp/0451493974

 

[BoomerD]

A horse walks into a bar

Bartender sez, "Hello Sarah Jessica Parker. Why the long face?"

 

[Darwin333]

A bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a pint of beer and .................. some pretzels". The bartender says "why the big pause"?

 

[nutxo]

A horse walks into a bar

The bartender says "why the long face"?


The horse says "I just found out my wife has stage 3 cancer"

 

[IronWing]

A bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a pint of beer and .................. some pretzels". The bartender says "why the big pause"?

I told that joke to my coworkers just yesterday.

 

[Iron Woode]

A blonde walks into a bar....

and hurt her nose.

 

[Darwin333]

What is the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

 

[Darwin333]

How does a blonde turn the light on after sex?

She opens the car door.

 

[Red Squirrel]

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

One! They're not that stupid, they know how to use the phone book to find an electrician.

 

[Iron Woode]

Why does a blonde wear panties?

to keep her ankles warm.