A-hole in New BMW M3... :D

Philippine Mango

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I was driving on the highway on my way home and I'm doing about 70, changing lanes etc.. because of the slower moving traffic (doing like 55/60) and because of this I am behind an M3 Driver. So I follow the curve on the highway (turns off from 24 on to 680) and it splits into three lanes. So in the far right lane are a bunch of slow moving vehicles on the left (3rd lane) is a semi truck and the lane I'm in is the middle. (Total span of the highway is 6 but they're still merging lanes so it's effectively 3.

Anyways the M3 who is directly ahead of me changes into the far right lane and I'm speeding up so that I can get into the far right lane (cause of my exit) but there are too many cars in the far right lane so at first I was going to pass him and the camry that was in front of him and then get off the highway but realized I was going to be too late since I saw my exit.

So I slowed down, pulled up behind the camry and in front of this guy (had a considerable amount of space in front of me and him) and as we're getting off the highway, the guy is really really close behind me, he was practically on my bumper, so I assume hes pissed off since he seems like the kind of jerk who doesn't let anybody pass him.
So as I'm getting off, he speeds up and passes me on the left (road splits into two for two different directions) and I'm at the light waiting to turn right while hes waiting to turn left. I turn my head towards him and wave him with a grin on my face and then he looks at me and 'flaps his tongue' like hes licking a ***** and I laugh and drive off.

I just couldn't stop laughing at this guy on the drive home.


To get an idea where this was going on, Text
Type in Lindsey ct Lafayette, CA and sunny court walnut creek, ca in to both boxes.

:D

BTW, excuse me if this was a bit confusing, if you were there it wouldn' have been. I guess I'm putting more detail than necessary in the story..
 

dethman

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i didn't read any of that, but if the m3 didn't get wrecked or ticketed sounds like you lose.
 

Philippine Mango

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Originally posted by: dethman
i didn't read any of that, but if the m3 didn't get wrecked or ticketed sounds like you lose.

I know, I probably should have slammed on the brakes, that way he would have gotten pwned by at 14 year old lexus.. :laugh:
 

Sqube

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I'm presuming you're a chick...? Actually, it doesn't really matter. Either way, your story was weird and I can only assume that the guy was an asshole because he made that face like he was licking a pussy.

That said, it's not that BMW drivers are assholes. It's just that there are a lot of assholes that drive BMWs. I think that's a distinction worth making, mostly because I hate to get lumped in with guys like that when I drive a '93 318i.
 

Philippine Mango

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Originally posted by: Sqube
I'm presuming you're a chick...? Actually, it doesn't really matter. Either way, your story was weird and I can only assume that the guy was an asshole because he made that face like he was licking a pussy.

That said, it's not that BMW drivers are assholes. It's just that there are a lot of assholes that drive BMWs. I think that's a distinction worth making, mostly because I hate to get lumped in with guys like that when I drive a '93 318i.

No I'm not a chcik, I'm assuming hes calling me a P**** whch is wierd because hes the one making a big deal about it. :laugh:
 

biggestmuff

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Somewhere on the internet, the guy in the M3 is posting a thread about some douchbag that cut him off.
 

dethman

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Originally posted by: Philippine Mango

No I'm not a chcik, I'm assuming hes calling me a P**** whch is wierd because hes the one making a big deal about it. :laugh:

wait who took all that fvcking time to write all that sh1t up? who's making the big deal?

:roll:
 
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SlitheryDee

Whenever someone does that, I ram 'em. Good thing noone's done that yet...

I'm sure you'll all be hearing about me on the news eventually.
 

B00ne

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Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
Originally posted by: dethman
i didn't read any of that, but if the m3 didn't get wrecked or ticketed sounds like you lose.

I know, I probably should have slammed on the brakes, that way he would have gotten pwned by at 14 year old lexus.. :laugh:


Why do you think you should have done that - the road is no FPS where you "own" ppl.
 

Philippine Mango

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Originally posted by: dethman
Originally posted by: Philippine Mango

No I'm not a chcik, I'm assuming hes calling me a P**** whch is wierd because hes the one making a big deal about it. :laugh:

wait who took all that fvcking time to write all that sh1t up? who's making the big deal?

:roll:

Big deal? If you think that was a big deal, well then, you've seen nothing yet. ;)
 

Philippine Mango

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Originally posted by: B00ne
Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
Originally posted by: dethman
i didn't read any of that, but if the m3 didn't get wrecked or ticketed sounds like you lose.

I know, I probably should have slammed on the brakes, that way he would have gotten pwned by at 14 year old lexus.. :laugh:


Why do you think you should have done that - the road is no FPS where you "own" ppl.
Are you trying to say people and things can't get 'pwned' in real life??
 

LordMorpheus

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a guy in a jeep almost killed me today.

I've bitched about how the houston highways do this ass-backwards lane merges - two highways come together and the inside two lane just become one, with neither lane being the primary lane, so drivers really have to be aware of what's on the other highway in order to merge without dying.

Well I'm getting off 45 south and onto 610 east coming up on this merge, and as a careful driver I like to be aware of my surroundings so I look over onto the 610 lanes and see this jeep in the inside lane - he's a ways back, though, and I'm practically at the merge. Oh wait, he's going 90, and he catches up with me just at the point where the two lanes become one lane, so I've got to swerve (not quite a swerve, but a very fast lane change) over to the next lane to avoid this asshole's jeep getting stuck in my trunk.

I hit the horn at him, but that just made me wish my horn wasn't so weak - maybe I should get a new one.
 

TheAdvocate

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Q: What is the difference between a camel and a BMW?


A: The a$$hole is on the outside of the camel.