a hard lesson learned today **puke**

raildogg

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so i was at work today like every other normal day. for some reason i decided to keep on eating and eating. before leaving for work, i had a breakfast of sausage, eggs, bananas and lots of bread.

during my first short break, i went to mcdonalds, a place rare for me. ordered a big combo meal and shoved it in the first 15 minutes.

during my lunch break, went to Quizos, and ordered a big tuna sandwich. it was pretty good

now the ending -

after eating all that, i smoked a cigarette and all of a sudden i felt queasy. dont know if the cigerrete made my stomach churn or something, but it was awful. i quickly went to the bathroom and threw up a little bit.

after that, i told my fellow co-workers that im feeling sick and may go home early. so of course, they all said ok take care

after that, im not kidding, i must have throwing up a good few pounds of food. WHEW

after all that and a few hours of sleep, here i am, ready to blast a few noobs

so the lesson is - dont stuff yourself and if you do, dont smoke a cigarette afterwards

:gift:
 

Carbo

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Gee, you sound like a pleasant guy to hang with. Gorging, binging, belching, puking, farting. What a catch for some lucky woman!
 

AgaBoogaBoo

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Originally posted by: Carbo
Gee, you sound like a pleasant guy to hang with. Gorging, binging, belching, puking, farting. What a catch for some lucky woman!
Maybe a lucky guy? These days you just never know! :p
 

raildogg

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Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Originally posted by: Carbo
Gee, you sound like a pleasant guy to hang with. Gorging, binging, belching, puking, farting. What a catch for some lucky woman!
Maybe a lucky guy? These days you just never know! :p

pwned:thumbsup:
 

thecoolnessrune

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Name for you hmmmmmmm. Neo-bulimic?

Stop smoking, stop eating so much. There, you'll be much happier. I dont understand the people who spen $20+ on cigaretts. What a waste of money.
 

raildogg

Lifer
Aug 24, 2004
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Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune
Name for you hmmmmmmm. Neo-bulimic?

Stop smoking, stop eating so much. There, you'll be much happier. I dont understand the people who spen $20+ on cigaretts. What a waste of money.

lol

i dont smoke, that is the problem. i smoke like 1 cigarette per 2 weeks.

yes, it was a poor decision

and i usually never eat this much
 

markgm

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Hahahah, that was good.

Maybe it's the weather. (That is, the weather is making you eat, not that it is making you like men.) I went shopping today and got BBQ chicken tenders and mashed potatos. I put it all on a plate and after heating it up I felt there was no way I would eat it all, it was around 2 pounds of food. Not only did I finish it but I was looking for more.
 

raildogg

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Originally posted by: markgm
Hahahah, that was good.

Maybe it's the weather. (That is, the weather is making you eat, not that it is making you like men.) I went shopping today and got BBQ chicken tenders and mashed potatos. I put it all on a plate and after heating it up I felt there was no way I would eat it all, it was around 2 pounds of food. Not only did I finish it but I was looking for more.

me hungwy now
 

jadinolf

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Originally posted by: Carbo
Gee, you sound like a pleasant guy to hang with. Gorging, binging, belching, puking, farting. What a catch for some lucky woman!

He's my idol.;)
 

ScottyB

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Originally posted by: raildogg
Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune
Name for you hmmmmmmm. Neo-bulimic?

Stop smoking, stop eating so much. There, you'll be much happier. I dont understand the people who spen $20+ on cigaretts. What a waste of money.

lol

i dont smoke, that is the problem. i smoke like 1 cigarette per 2 weeks.

yes, it was a poor decision

and i usually never eat this much


That's your problem right there--your cigarettes expired.
 

raildogg

Lifer
Aug 24, 2004
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Originally posted by: ScottyB
Originally posted by: raildogg
Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune
Name for you hmmmmmmm. Neo-bulimic?

Stop smoking, stop eating so much. There, you'll be much happier. I dont understand the people who spen $20+ on cigaretts. What a waste of money.

lol

i dont smoke, that is the problem. i smoke like 1 cigarette per 2 weeks.

yes, it was a poor decision

and i usually never eat this much


That's your problem right there--your cigarettes expired.

i asked someone for a cig

:camera:
 

RadiclDreamer

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Aug 8, 2004
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Originally posted by: raildogg
Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune
Name for you hmmmmmmm. Neo-bulimic?

Stop smoking, stop eating so much. There, you'll be much happier. I dont understand the people who spen $20+ on cigaretts. What a waste of money.

lol

i dont smoke, that is the problem. i smoke like 1 cigarette per 2 weeks.

yes, it was a poor decision

and i usually never eat this much



That will do it alright, make ya sick as hell
 

Pabster

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Originally posted by: raildogg
so the lesson is - dont stuff yourself and if you do, dont smoke a cigarette afterwards
:gift:

Bah, I stuff myself and smoke all the time -- non-filter Camels to boot!

Toughen up!
 

JackRipper

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Originally posted by: raildogg
so i was at work today like every other normal day. for some reason i decided to keep on eating and eating. before leaving for work, i had a breakfast of sausage, eggs, bananas and lots of bread.

during my first short break, i went to mcdonalds, a place rare for me. ordered a big combo meal and shoved it in the first 15 minutes.

during my lunch break, went to Quizos, and ordered a big tuna sandwich. it was pretty good

now the ending -

after eating all that, i smoked a cigarette and all of a sudden i felt queasy. dont know if the cigerrete made my stomach churn or something, but it was awful. i quickly went to the bathroom and threw up a little bit.

after that, i told my fellow co-workers that im feeling sick and may go home early. so of course, they all said ok take care

after that, im not kidding, i must have throwing up a good few pounds of food. WHEW

after all that and a few hours of sleep, here i am, ready to blast a few noobs

so the lesson is - dont stuff yourself and if you do, dont smoke a cigarette afterwards

:gift:

i did someting like that once... dunno wtf got over me... quit smoking trees a loOong time ago but... oneday had one massive appetite...

but u gotta agree after losing all the food and a nice nap it sure felt good...

-JR
 

Forsythe

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Well, you ate the food but didn't put on any weight, that's fairly cool.

However puking is very bad for your teeth!