A Happy Christmas Story

[Cyberian]

How the Angel got to be on top of the Christmas Tree -

One Christmas things weren't going too well for Santa up there at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus was sick, the elves were on strike and the reindeer all had diarrhea. Santa was totally frazzled. In the midst of all this an angel came in with the tree and asked Santa,
"Where would you like me to put the Christmas Tree?"

 

[McCarthy]

Aw, what a touching Christmas story.

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: Cyberian
How the Angel got to be on top of the Christmas Tree -

One Christmas things weren't going too well for Santa up there at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus was sick, the elves were on strike and the reindeer all had diarrhea. Santa was totally frazzled. In the midst of all this an angel came in with the tree and asked Santa,
"Where would you like me to put the Christmas Tree?"

In the corner by the fireplace?

 

[Konigin]

 

[Yossarian]

don't quit your day job.

 

[BigKev]

Why didn't the reindeer take Pepto Bismol?

Mrs. Clause should've sucked it up and baked cookies anyway ...

Santa should get off his lazy @$$ and put up the damn tree himself ...

 

[Ticks]

santa sounds like a real jerk :|