A Grasshopper Joke - Teachers and Students

[Grasshopper27]

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She also tells them that there will be no excuse for failing to show up, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.

A smart-ass jock in the back of the room pipes up and asks the teacher out loud, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" The entire class has all it can do keep from breaking up, being barely able to stifle its laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "You can write with your other hand then."

 

[jlee]

oooh....ouch.

 

[crisp82]

LMAO!!!!1 thats a good one. I used to have some cool teachers who would make comments like that.

 

[Metalloid]

That is pretty freaking hillarious.

 

[fluxquantum]

LMAO!!

 

[iamme]

ROFL 😀

 

[Legendary]

"pwned."

 

[Maleficus]

OOOOO I GET TO BE FIRST!!!!!!!!

 

[DanFungus]

HAHAHAHHAHA!

 

[XZeroII]

LOL, great!

 

[Tallgeese]

HAHAHAHA

MTG actually had a chance to use that VERY comeback to one of her smartass students last school year.

PERFECT comeback!

 

[Scarpozzi]

LOL....funny stuff.

 

[hdeck]

haha good stuff.

 

[Tallgeese]

One of MTG's classic comebacks:

They are discussing persuasive essays, and have created a list of topics such as: pre-marital sex, underage drinking, using marijuana, abortion, etc.

Most of the kids say that parents buying and/or furnishing alcohol to their children is no big deal.

So MTG says "Well then, they should also buy you condoms, right?"

At this all of them (mostly boys) say "Blech. No! Gross. Ewwwww!"

MTG asks "What's the difference? Logically speaking...for all the reasons you mentioned that parents should be able to buy their kids alcohol, those same parents shoudl be furnishing their kids with condoms and other birth control too then."

One smartass kid says "Awww c'mon. So I'd be saying 'Gee Dad...thanks for the condom you gave me before I went out Friday. It really came in handy!'"

Which MTG finished for the kid by saying "Yeah Dad...that was the best 5 seconds of my life!"

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Tallgeese
One of MTG's classic comebacks:

One smartass kid says "Awww c'mon. So I'd be saying 'Gee Dad...thanks for the condom you gave me before I went out Friday. It really came in handy!'"

Which MTG finished for the kid by saying "Yeah Dad...that was the best 5 seconds of my life!"

Bwahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

What is funny is that it is so true...

: ) Hopper

 

[jacob0401]

Originally posted by: Grasshopper27

Originally posted by: Tallgeese
One of MTG's classic comebacks:

One smartass kid says "Awww c'mon. So I'd be saying 'Gee Dad...thanks for the condom you gave me before I went out Friday. It really came in handy!'"

Which MTG finished for the kid by saying "Yeah Dad...that was the best 5 seconds of my life!"

Bwahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

What is funny is that it is so true...

: ) Hopper

I don't get this one...

 

[Zim Hosein]

Good one Hopper 😀

 

[Martin]

hehe, I had a teacher who used to crack these kids of jokes. Of course, he used to make them up himself, and were always directed at those that weren't the brightest of us, so they were even funnier.

 

[yakko]

Originally posted by: Tallgeese
One of MTG's classic comebacks:

They are discussing persuasive essays, and have created a list of topics such as: pre-marital sex, underage drinking, using marijuana, abortion, etc.

Most of the kids say that parents buying and/or furnishing alcohol to their children is no big deal.

So MTG says "Well then, they should also buy you condoms, right?"

At this all of them (mostly boys) say "Blech. No! Gross. Ewwwww!"

MTG asks "What's the difference? Logically speaking...for all the reasons you mentioned that parents should be able to buy their kids alcohol, those same parents shoudl be furnishing their kids with condoms and other birth control too then."

One smartass kid says "Awww c'mon. So I'd be saying 'Gee Dad...thanks for the condom you gave me before I went out Friday. It really came in handy!'"

Which MTG finished for the kid by saying "Yeah Dad...that was the best 5 seconds of my life!"

hahahaha!!!!

 

[Ender]

After seeing this joke at least 7 times before, I fail to find it humorous. Good try though.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Merkon
After seeing this joke at least 7 times before, I fail to find it humorous. Good try though.

Good jokes never die. 😀

: ) Hopper