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A gorilla bear chased me last night

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I finally managed to get to sleep last night around 4. My sweet, long awaited slumber was quickly interrupted an hour later when I woke up wide eyed and heart racing. You see there was this bear... a very large bear. It was faster than anything I've ever seen. It had long, ape like arms you would see on a gorilla and ran accordingly. By that, I mean it galloped on all four knuckles. The roar this creature produced would send chills down Chuck Norris's spine. The strange animal chased me down the street towards my house at full on angry charging speed. Miraculously, I managed to stay just one step ahead. As I approach my front door, I begin formulating a plan. I remember exactly where my gun is and it's loaded state. No problem. Get inside... shut the door... grab the baseball bat on the way to the hiding spot as a last resort... safety off... pull the slide.... breathe... squeeze. OK.. I can do this but I'd better hurry, I can feel his breath on my heels and his roar in my bones. I finally reach the door... Shit. The door knob is jammed.

It was rather weird to have a thought within a dream. The entire dream might have lasted a minute... if that. This one goes down not as my most realistic, not as my most disturbing, but definitely as one my scariest dreams.

So tell me of the dreams that truly scared the living shit out of you? It doesn't have to be monster scary. Just the ones that woke you up feeling like your heart was about to explode out of your chest.
 
so a hairy bear chased you all night then a knob got jammed?

You sure you went to the right kind of bar that night?
 
I just remembered where I saw the angry gorilla like stride I saw so vividly last night. I remember seeing some episode of Monster Quest a while back that featured some large animal that sprinted like a large gorilla. Somehow my twisted brain turned it into a bear.
 
OUCaptain said:
I finally managed to get to sleep last night around 4. My sweet, long awaited slumber was quickly interrupted an hour later when I woke up wide eyed and heart racing. You see there was this bear... a very large bear. It was faster than anything I've ever seen. It had long, ape like arms you would see on a gorilla and ran accordingly. By that, I mean it galloped on all four knuckles. The roar this creature produced would send chills down Chuck Norris's spine. The strange animal chased me down the street towards my house at full on angry charging speed. Miraculously, I managed to stay just one step ahead. As I approach my front door, I begin formulating a plan. I remember exactly where my gun is and it's loaded state. No problem. Get inside... shut the door... grab the baseball bat on the way to the hiding spot as a last resort... safety off... pull the slide.... breathe... squeeze. OK.. I can do this but I'd better hurry, I can feel his breath on my heels and his roar in my bones. I finally reach the door... Shit. The door knob is jammed.

It was rather weird to have a thought within a dream. The entire dream might have lasted a minute... if that. This one goes down not as my most realistic, not as my most disturbing, but definitely as one my scariest dreams.

So tell me of the dreams that truly scared the living shit out of you? It doesn't have to be monster scary. Just the ones that woke you up feeling like your heart was about to explode out of your chest.
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Shens. The Gorilla Bear was running because Chuck Norris was chasing it.
 
Are you going through a stressful time in your life?
Do you feel that your job is giving you more resposibility than you can handle?
Does it sometimes feel that you are given all the right tools to finish a job but just not enought time?
From your dream I wouldnt be suprised.

My reoccuring dream consists of staring our my parents' living room window and seeing a row of tornadoes heading towards us. Then I take charge and get people to the basement, and thats when I wake up. Scares the shit outa me. Havent had that dream for a while now tho.
 
FuzzyDunlop said:
Are you going through a stressful time in your life?
Do you feel that your job is giving you more resposibility than you can handle?
Does it sometimes feel that you are given all the right tools to finish a job but just not enought time?
From your dream I wouldnt be suprised.

My reoccuring dream consists of staring our my parents' living room window and seeing a row of tornadoes heading towards us. Then I take charge and get people to the basement, and thats when I wake up. Scares the shit outa me. Havent had that dream for a while now tho.
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The first few lines of your post made me think I was watching a commercial in a Paul Verhoeven movie.

"Then come to Recall..."
 
You're gay and basically the bear was just a realization of the horror of things to come when your family finds out.
 
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