A good reason to not work hard

TomC25

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If....A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26.

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H ! T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get
you close, attitude will get you there, but bullsh!t will put
you over the top. And look how far
A $ $ K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you.

Just something to think about.
 

zimmie6576

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Originally posted by: TomC25
If....A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26.

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H ! T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get
you close, attitude will get you there, but bullsh!t will put
you over the top. And look how far
A $ $ K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you.

Just something to think about.
Hehe. And you are the now the proud winner of the Way Too Much Time On His Hands Award. Congratulations!! ;)

Edit: forgot to add emoticon...
 

TomC25

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Dumbass

I didn't write this out

I got it from a jokes email I get emailed to me weekly
 

AmigaMan

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whoa there buddy, I think he was kidding. Put down the coffee cup, and back away slowly...take a deep breath and go outside...
 

GSOYF

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. And you are the now the proud winner of the Way Too Much Time On His Hands Award. Congratulations!!

ain't that the truth!!
 

zimmie6576

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Originally posted by: AmigaMan
whoa there buddy, I think he was kidding. Put down the coffee cup, and back away slowly...take a deep breath and go outside...
Yes, I was joking. I guess I should have thrown in an emoticon. Silly me...
 

cipher00

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Mediocrity is easier and most people won't notice until it's way too late. Check here for more info. :D
 

virusag11

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I should show this to my boss who just gave me my review. I do put in 103%, not the 96% that the review form says.
 

TomC25

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OK sorry if I offended you zimmie6576

I didn't realize you were joking

I am sitting here swamped at work and was sort of ranting about my situation with this post

I vented at you

sorry
 

zimmie6576

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Originally posted by: TomC25
OK sorry if I offended you zimmie6576

I didn't realize you were joking

I am sitting here swamped at work and was sort of ranting about my situation with this post

I vented at you

sorry
That's alright. I probably should have added the emoticon originally. No harm done.