A good joke.

[Braznor]

So an American, an Indian programmer, a fat Japanese and a Frenchman were sailing together on a cruise. Having nothing better to do, they decided to have a get together on the cruise ship's deck.

The frenchman bored of it all, empties his glass of the most expensive french wine into the sea and says "In France, we have so much wine, it is worth less than water"

Not to be undone, the Japanese removes his Sony discman and palmtop and throws them into the sea, saying "Well, in Japan we have so much electronics, we find it better to throw it away than put up with carrying their weight around"

Then it was the turn of the American, all he has is the empty beer mug, so he kicks the Indian progammer into the sea!!!!

😀

 

[suicidalpigeon]

5/10.

 

[iron crotch]

9.9/10

a mexican could also suffice

 

[JDrake]

Is there a specific reason the Japanese man is fat? 😕

 

[Braznor]

Originally posted by: JDrake
Is there a specific reason the Japanese man is fat? 😕

Look, the Japanese man had to be fat inorder to throw the discman into the sea for avoiding its weight,

 

[eits]

meh.

 

[MangoTBG]

Sounds like a four year old put it together

 

[ORLY]

OK

 

[yosuke188]

I thought it would be a fat American and a Japanese just to be realistic.

 

[Braznor]

Originally posted by: MangoTBG
Sounds like a four year old put it together

😕

 

[ForumMaster]

that made me smile but not more then that. there aren't that many indian programmers in the u.s. more in india quite obviously. the joke is still kind of weak.

 

[Brutuskend]

Shens.

Fat Japanese?

Plus I find it more plausible that the Frenchman would have ended up swimming. 😉

 

[Inspector Jihad]

theres a shortage of software engineers in india...a lot of them are going back

 

[kyzen]

Originally posted by: Braznor

Originally posted by: JDrake
Is there a specific reason the Japanese man is fat? 😕

Look, the Japanese man had to be fat inorder to throw the discman into the sea for avoiding its weight,

That is likely the most idiotic explanation you could come up with. Kudos to you sir, kudos to you.

 

[Syringer]

Are the indians in America though, I thought the jobs were just outsourced there.

Punchline could've been better too.

/nitpicking

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

I always heard it as an american, a cuban, a russian and a mexican rafting down a river.

 

[Ime]

Poorly thought out, poorly executed. 2/10

 

[Powermoloch]

I heard many versions of it

American, mexican, russian
American, japanese, mexican

etc etc etc

 

[MrDudeMan]

in order for this joke to make sense, there has to be a mexican in it.

 

[Leros]

The one I heard invloves an airplane going down. There is frenchmen (pours out wine), a mexican (pours out tequila) and a texan (throws out the mexican).

 

[Extelleron]

You should really substitute the Indian programmer for a Mexican.

 

[Slew Foot]

Yeah, I ve always heard it with a Mexican in it.

 

[jadinolf]

?/10

 

[CKent]

Not too bad 🙂

 

[KarenMarie]

This joke is really old.

but it was orignally told about five ppl on a plane. the plane had too much weight and ppl started to jump out, saying "I do this for my country"... when it was the American's turn, he threw and ethhic minority out the plane and said "I do this for MY country".