A girl that Skoorb would be proud of...

TrueBlueLS

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There's a girl that comes into the bank I work at to do bank deposits for the doctor she works for. Today she comes and looks at me to say, "You're going to the Dream Cruise, huh?" I tell her I had planned on it. She starts asking what I've got done to my car and I tell her not much. Out comes the story about her friend that has a fast new Corvette. I ask if she means a Z06. Yup, that's what her friend's mom drives. They swap cars on the weekend. Throughout this point I'm trying not to laugh.

I tell her that hopefully after my car gets turboed and I swap cams, I should be chasing Vettes (read not beating). She goes on to say how it won't be a problem for me to beat them because her boyfriend has a 350Z with an intake that beats her "friend's" Z06. She says the Z06 is so heavy and it only has top end. This girl really needs to quit dying her hair black (she really does dye it) and let her natural blonde show since it's so obvious.

350Z "Performance" hatchback = 3,217 lbs., 287 HP at the crank
Z06 Corvette hardtop = 3,118 lbs., 405 HP at the crank (LS6 powered bitches!)

I'll bitch slap the first person that dares to be serious about a 350Z beating a Z06, both in stock form, any day of the week.
 

Aimster

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maybe the corvette is an auto and the 350Z is a manual? 350Z runs 14.1 maybe the intake will bring it to 14.0?
What does an auto corvette run? 13s?
 

BooGiMaN

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how does she handle?
is she a smooth or rough ride?
how does she look with the top off?
any fishtailing when you go rough?
does she have a big back end like they say?
does she have any problems handling your shifter?


oh and feel free to tell us about the vette and your car too if you want :p
 

mchammer187

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Originally posted by: Aimster
maybe the corvette is an auto and the 350Z is a manual? 350Z runs 14.1 maybe the intake will bring it to 14.0?
What does an auto corvette run? 13s?

according to edmunds 12.9

edit: my bad that is MT
 

BatmanNate

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Your car sucks, your posts suck, and your sig is an embarassment to humanity. You need a new hobby.
 

vi edit

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Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Your car sucks, your posts suck, and your sig is an embarassment to humanity. You need a new hobby.

Tell us how you really feel! :D
 

TrueBlueLS

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Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Your car sucks, your posts suck, and your sig is an embarassment to humanity. You need a new hobby.

So show me pictures of your car and you autocrossing... then we'll talk.
 

Childs

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Originally posted by: TrueBlueLS
Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Your car sucks, your posts suck, and your sig is an embarassment to humanity. You need a new hobby.

So show me pictures of your car and you autocrossing... then we'll talk.


What car is that in your sig? You'll chase a vet like a special olympian chases marian jones.
 

RiDE

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Originally posted by: Childs
Originally posted by: TrueBlueLS
Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Your car sucks, your posts suck, and your sig is an embarassment to humanity. You need a new hobby.

So show me pictures of your car and you autocrossing... then we'll talk.


What car is that in your sig? You'll chase a vet like a special olympian chases marian jones.

Cavalier
 

RagingBITCH

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Originally posted by: Childs
Originally posted by: TrueBlueLS
Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Your car sucks, your posts suck, and your sig is an embarassment to humanity. You need a new hobby.

So show me pictures of your car and you autocrossing... then we'll talk.


What car is that in your sig? You'll chase a vet like a special olympian chases marian jones.

rofl!
 

StageLeft

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She can row my stick any time. Actually a girl over at the maxima.org today was asking about a swap for HER maxima. She wanted a 3.5 v6 in her 4th gen :heart:
 

BatmanNate

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When autocross isn't enough...


This is normally where I'd insert some witty comment suggesting that you decide for the betterment of mankind not to breed, but seeing as how the Cavalier makes panties come flying off left and right, I'll let you go. I have to finish tightening the lug nuts on my rabbit with a screwdriver. ;)
 

CraigRT

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nothing wrong with a cavalier turbocharged.. i'm sure it would be awesome.
i'd love to put a chillfactory turbo kit on my Neon R/T.. run like 6 or 7 lbs of boost and enjoy high 13 second/low 14 quarter mile times.
 

CraigRT

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
She can row my stick any time. Actually a girl over at the maxima.org today was asking about a swap for HER maxima. She wanted a 3.5 v6 in her 4th gen :heart:

that would be a nice swap.. still thinking I want a 4th gen too.. but so hard to find a white SE 5sp :(
 

StageLeft

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Originally posted by: CraigRT
Originally posted by: Skoorb
She can row my stick any time. Actually a girl over at the maxima.org today was asking about a swap for HER maxima. She wanted a 3.5 v6 in her 4th gen :heart:

that would be a nice swap.. still thinking I want a 4th gen too.. but so hard to find a white SE 5sp :(
By the time you buy a 4th gen it will be 6 gens behind! I'll sell you my 97 and you can paint it white :)
 

UNCjigga

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I want an early 80's Datsun Z. That is the only Nissan I will ever touch. Today's Nissans are like Japanese schoolgirls--pretty and cute but I wouldn't go there...
 

TrueBlueLS

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Originally posted by: Childs
Originally posted by: TrueBlueLS
Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Your car sucks, your posts suck, and your sig is an embarassment to humanity. You need a new hobby.

So show me pictures of your car and you autocrossing... then we'll talk.


What car is that in your sig? You'll chase a vet like a special olympian chases marian jones.

Obviously if you can't identify what kind of car it is... how would you know if it could chase a Vette? I'm not talking flat out beating a Vette. I'm looking at hopefully 13.5 @ 10psi.
 

Aimster

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
She can row my stick any time. Actually a girl over at the maxima.org today was asking about a swap for HER maxima. She wanted a 3.5 v6 in her 4th gen :heart:

I missed that.. I am going to the org to search for that post now.. it wouldnt happen to be a girl in VA would it with a whith Maxima. Misty..?
 

RGN

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: CraigRT
Originally posted by: Skoorb
She can row my stick any time. Actually a girl over at the maxima.org today was asking about a swap for HER maxima. She wanted a 3.5 v6 in her 4th gen :heart:

that would be a nice swap.. still thinking I want a 4th gen too.. but so hard to find a white SE 5sp :(
By the time you buy a 4th gen it will be 6 gens behind! I'll sell you my 97 and you can paint it white :)



4 gens and their VQ drool.

VE POWah!!!!!!!


*now back to your thread*