- Jul 13, 2001
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There's a girl that comes into the bank I work at to do bank deposits for the doctor she works for. Today she comes and looks at me to say, "You're going to the Dream Cruise, huh?" I tell her I had planned on it. She starts asking what I've got done to my car and I tell her not much. Out comes the story about her friend that has a fast new Corvette. I ask if she means a Z06. Yup, that's what her friend's mom drives. They swap cars on the weekend. Throughout this point I'm trying not to laugh.
I tell her that hopefully after my car gets turboed and I swap cams, I should be chasing Vettes (read not beating). She goes on to say how it won't be a problem for me to beat them because her boyfriend has a 350Z with an intake that beats her "friend's" Z06. She says the Z06 is so heavy and it only has top end. This girl really needs to quit dying her hair black (she really does dye it) and let her natural blonde show since it's so obvious.
350Z "Performance" hatchback = 3,217 lbs., 287 HP at the crank
Z06 Corvette hardtop = 3,118 lbs., 405 HP at the crank (LS6 powered bitches!)
I'll bitch slap the first person that dares to be serious about a 350Z beating a Z06, both in stock form, any day of the week.
I tell her that hopefully after my car gets turboed and I swap cams, I should be chasing Vettes (read not beating). She goes on to say how it won't be a problem for me to beat them because her boyfriend has a 350Z with an intake that beats her "friend's" Z06. She says the Z06 is so heavy and it only has top end. This girl really needs to quit dying her hair black (she really does dye it) and let her natural blonde show since it's so obvious.
350Z "Performance" hatchback = 3,217 lbs., 287 HP at the crank
Z06 Corvette hardtop = 3,118 lbs., 405 HP at the crank (LS6 powered bitches!)
I'll bitch slap the first person that dares to be serious about a 350Z beating a Z06, both in stock form, any day of the week.