A german girl, a chinese girl and a hillbilly girl from Georgia are sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there's a beeping and the german girl lifts up her forearm... the other two girls look at her inquisitively; "there's a microchip under my skin that acts like a pager", she says. A few moments later, a phone rings and the chinese girl lifts her palm to her ear... "there's a microchip in my hand that acts like a phone", she comments. The hillbilly girl, feeling a bit low tech and not to be outdone, leaves the sauna for the bathroom and comes back a few moments later with a piece of toilet paper hanging from between her as$ cheeks... "ooh would you look at that, she says, I'm getting a fax!".