A german girl, a chinese girl and a hillbilly girl are sitting naked in a sauna...

exilera

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A german girl, a chinese girl and a hillbilly girl from Georgia are sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there's a beeping and the german girl lifts up her forearm... the other two girls look at her inquisitively; "there's a microchip under my skin that acts like a pager", she says. A few moments later, a phone rings and the chinese girl lifts her palm to her ear... "there's a microchip in my hand that acts like a phone", she comments. The hillbilly girl, feeling a bit low tech and not to be outdone, leaves the sauna for the bathroom and comes back a few moments later with a piece of toilet paper hanging from between her as$ cheeks... "ooh would you look at that, she says, I'm getting a fax!".
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: DEMO24
why Georgia? :|

because most people from southern states are hillbilly/redneck/whatever. ive lived in TN for 10 years and have been to several of the surrounding states. its true...get over it.
 

Demo24

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Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
Originally posted by: DEMO24
why Georgia? :|

because most people from southern states are hillbilly/redneck/whatever. ive lived in TN for 10 years and have been to several of the surrounding states. its true...get over it.


Never :p