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rh71

No Lifer
Should children witness child birth?

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year-old
girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he
helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and
after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little

feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed
3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first
place. Smack him again."
 
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