A funny read

[Cawchy87]

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

some of them are quite funny, post your favorites

P.S. I am listening to the black album by jay-z and it is really good.

 

[GundamW]

Originally posted by: Cawchy87
http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

some of them are quite funny, post your favorites

P.S. I am listening to the black album by jay-z and it is really good.

Under "Come Again?":

The lady was using a power strip to plug her computer and other devices into. Windows was completely frozen, and she was unable to shut down the machine by using the power button. She mentioned the power strip, so I told her to flip it off. She said, "Ok, I gave it the finger. I feel better."

Thanks.

 

[OulOat]

Tech Support: "Ok, if you want to access the program you just installed you need to first go to the start menu...the start menu.... Ok, you get to that by moving your pointer, with the mouse, to the start button...the start button.... You are using Windows 98, correct? Ok, the start button?...in the lower left hand corner of the screen?...the START button...the button that says 'start'... lower left hand corner...start...yes, it looks like a button...says 'start', that's right...start.... Now move your pointer to that button.... No leave the mouse on the table and just slide it.... See how the pointer moves on the screen...? Yes, very neat. Move it over to the start button.... Yes, the button we were just discussing.... Press the button.... What...? Oh...ok, now what I want you to do is push the power button again to turn the computer back on...."

LMAO

 

[Anubis]

Me: "So what do you think of the Y2K problem?"
My Coach: "The what?"
Me: "The Y-2-K problem. What do you think about it?"
My Coach: "What is Y2K?"
Me: "Y2K, you know, the year 2000 problem?"
My Coach: "Oh yeah, I know something about that."
Me: "So do you think that this is going to be a big problem?"
My Coach: "Of course not! If Bill Gates can write Windows 98 all by himself, then he's going to be able to fix the problem on time."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


used to work in the only computer shop in a small village near Milan, in Italy. One day, a customer entered the shop, claiming that his computer wouldn't work anymore. We narrowed the problem down to the cdrom drive, so we swapped it out with a good one, and it booted up fine. So we reported what we did to the customer.

Customer: "I want my CDs back."
Me: "Did you have a CD in the defective unit?"
Customer: "Not only one."
Me: "What?"
Customer: "It's a 4x unit, right? It has three CDs in it right now. I thought the CD-ROM was defective, because it never accepted the fourth CD."

 

[mitchafi]

jay-z is trash. 99 problems...that might just be the worst rap song I've ever heard. The beat is terrible as well as the lyrics. "You know the type, who wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight" ....WTF?!?!?