Yeeeeees it was from an E-mail, sorry. Good enough that I couldn't resist though. 
> The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a
> good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater
> seats. It worked. The front of the church always fills first now." The
> young priest nodded and the old one continued, "And you told me a
> little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church,
> so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir.
> Now we are packed to the balcony." "Thank you, Father," answered the
> young priest, "I am pleased you are open to the new ideas."
> "Well," said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too far with the
> drive-through confessional."
> "But, Father," protested the young priest. "My confessions have nearly
> DOUBLED since I began that!"
> "I know, son," replied the old man. "But that flashing neon sign, "Toot 'n
> Tell or Go to Hell", can't stay on the church roof."
> The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a
> good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater
> seats. It worked. The front of the church always fills first now." The
> young priest nodded and the old one continued, "And you told me a
> little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church,
> so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir.
> Now we are packed to the balcony." "Thank you, Father," answered the
> young priest, "I am pleased you are open to the new ideas."
> "Well," said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too far with the
> drive-through confessional."
> "But, Father," protested the young priest. "My confessions have nearly
> DOUBLED since I began that!"
> "I know, son," replied the old man. "But that flashing neon sign, "Toot 'n
> Tell or Go to Hell", can't stay on the church roof."
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