A funny list that I thought I'd share...

[BigToque]

Not sure how it came up, but my friend started talking about the girls he had slept with (and I was shocked at the number). He gave me an email today with every name and a bit of a description. I thought it was funny as hell...

1 - Christy - dated for 2 years before the rampage!
2 - Lisa
3 - Angela - co-worker at [removed] wife!
4 - Robyn
5 - Nicole
6 - Charity
7 - Jeannelle
8 - Jessica - first american
9 - Mikki dated for a year and a half
10 - Allison - first GWL fling
11 - Stara (Shannon) - 8 years older than me, my #1
12 - Candace
13 - Amanda - girl started crying after sex!
14 - Carly
15 - Amanda
16 - Liz - worst girl on my list....nasty!
17 - Amber - good friend, booty call for 6 years
18 - Ashlee
19 - Denise - grunted like a dude! sick!
20 - Brandy
21 - Stephanie - me and brett nail sisters!
22 - Alana - first goth girl
23 - Andrea - switcheroo!
24 - Lindsay - first milf
25 - Meredith - a 3-4 year booty call after this
26 - Jenni - the one I can't remember!
27 - Lana - had the largest breast known to man
28 - Lisa
29 - Crystal - in the shower of my old apartment!
30 - Nikki - one I should have stayed with (regret)
31 - Codi - Skinny...too skinny!
32 - Martine - wow was she french!
33 - Lindsay - my friend tara's little sister (oops)
34 - Jessica - dated and lived with 2 years
35 - Darlene
36 - Jenn - smelly snatch
37 - Evangelina
38 - Jessica
39 - Alyson - WAY TOO YOUNG...gimli party
40 - Kirsten - you know this one? ha ha!
41 - Sherry - fitness model (but the head...ughh)
42 - Pam
43 - Holly - don't sleep with friends...
44 - Megan
45 - Joanne

 

[krunchykrome]

Thats a long list.

 

[Hyperlite]

jesus.

 

[pontifex]

404 funny not found

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Thats a long list.

and probably half, if not more, is made up

 

[LordMaul]

A few questions...

1 - How old is this guy?
2 - What industry does he work in?
3 - Is this shens?
4 - Is he rich?
5 - Shens.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
A few questions...

1 - How old is this guy?
2 - What industry does he work in?
3 - Is this shens?
4 - Is he rich?
5 - Shens.

My assumptions:

1. 40+
2. Sales
3. Probably
4. No
5. Right

 

[ATLien247]

I couldn't remember that many names if my life depended on it...

 

[Aharami]

wow (if true...which i have my doubts about)

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
A few questions...

1 - How old is this guy?
2 - What industry does he work in?
3 - Is this shens?
4 - Is he rich?
5 - Shens.

1. Just turned 29
2. Works at an insurance company, but runs marathons all the time. He's in very good shape.
3. It could be, but I have no reason to think he's lying. He says he's kept a list since he started to realize he was having a hard time remembering names.
4. Far from it. Lives in an appartment and drives an old Accent.
5. See 3.

 

[Mucho]

I'd say Shens if OP weren't a Lifer.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

A guy who's had sex with 45 women (that too before he turned 30) is also the type of guy who's likely to make a few sex tapes. Ask for some of those.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Mucho
I'd say Shens if OP weren't a Lifer.

now thats the funniest thing i've ever seen.
lifers are always truthful?

come on man, you've been here for what, 6 years, and you believe that?

 

[FoBoT]

TTIWWP

 

[Nohr]

Reminded me of this chick.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: LordMaul
A few questions...

1 - How old is this guy?
2 - What industry does he work in?
3 - Is this shens?
4 - Is he rich?
5 - Shens.

My assumptions:

1. 40+
2. Sales
3. Probably
4. No
5. Right

:thumbsup:

 

[meltdown75]

no offense but only a complete effin' tool would create a list like that.

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Mucho
I'd say Shens if OP weren't a Lifer.

now thats the funniest thing i've ever seen.
lifers are always truthful?

come on man, you've been here for what, 6 years, and you believe that?

It would have to be a pretty slow day for me to make up a story about a friend of mine sleeping with other girls and then coming up with names and a description of each just to post it on AT.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Mucho
I'd say Shens if OP weren't a Lifer.

now thats the funniest thing i've ever seen.
lifers are always truthful?

come on man, you've been here for what, 6 years, and you believe that?

It would have to be a pretty slow day for me to make up a story about a friend of mine sleeping with other girls and then coming up with names and a description of each just to post it on AT.

That has nothing to do with the fact that lifers do not and should not be granted instant credibility, which I concur with. I actually lean the other way a little bit... no offense to anyone.

 

[brandonbull]

Originally posted by: BigToque
Not sure how it came up, but my friend started talking about the girls he had slept with (and I was shocked at the number). He gave me an email today with every name and a bit of a description. I thought it was funny as hell...

1 - Christy - dated for 2 years before the rampage! - she said no and then he went "postal"
2 - Lisa - no
3 - Angela - co-worker at [removed] wife! - she happened to work for the same company.
4 - Robyn - no
5 - Nicole - no
6 - Charity - no
7 - Jeannelle - no
8 - Jessica - first american - no
9 - Mikki dated for a year and a half - mike before the surgery
10 - Allison - first GWL fling - Granny With Limp?
11 - Stara (Shannon) - 8 years older than me, my #1 - menopause can be great
12 - Candace - no
13 - Amanda - girl started crying after sex! - beer googles wore off and reality kicked in for her
14 - Carly - no
15 - Amanda - no
16 - Liz - worst girl on my list....nasty! - probably wanted to get on top.
17 - Amber - good friend, booty call for 6 years - means he tried calling her for 6 years
18 - Ashlee - no
19 - Denise - grunted like a dude! sick! - more like she was trying not to laugh
20 - Brandy - no
21 - Stephanie - me and brett nail sisters! - i'm guessing brett's sister
22 - Alana - first goth girl - fat chick with 10000000 piercings.
23 - Andrea - switcheroo! - I guess he was the one "to drop the soap"
24 - Lindsay - first milf - his mom
25 - Meredith - a 3-4 year booty call after this - 3-4 year stalking
26 - Jenni - the one I can't remember! - she wishes the same was true
27 - Lana - had the largest breast known to man - largest breast for a man
28 - Lisa - no
29 - Crystal - in the shower of my old apartment! - is where she discover the secret cam
30 - Nikki - one I should have stayed with (regret) - she doesn't(regret)
31 - Codi - Skinny...too skinny! - ie under 200 lbs
32 - Martine - wow was she french! - and hairy
33 - Lindsay - my friend tara's little sister (oops) - only legal in Alabama and Thailand
34 - Jessica - dated and lived with 2 years - think Will & Grace
35 - Darlene - no
36 - Jenn - smelly snatch - think french
37 - Evangelina - no
38 - Jessica - no
39 - Alyson - WAY TOO YOUNG...gimli party - see the note about Alabama and Thailand
40 - Kirsten - you know this one? ha ha! - and so does most of the former soviet eastern europe
41 - Sherry - fitness model (but the head...ughh) - not a chance
42 - Pam - no
43 - Holly - don't sleep with friends... - she doesn't sleep with friends
44 - Megan - no
45 - Joanne - no

 

[clamum]

The old switcheroo eh?

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Mucho
I'd say Shens if OP weren't a Lifer.

now thats the funniest thing i've ever seen.
lifers are always truthful?

come on man, you've been here for what, 6 years, and you believe that?

It would have to be a pretty slow day for me to make up a story about a friend of mine sleeping with other girls and then coming up with names and a description of each just to post it on AT.

That has nothing to do with the fact that lifers do not and should not be granted instant credibility, which I concur with. I actually lean the other way a little bit... no offense to anyone.

Nobody should be granted instant credibility. I was merely pointing out that it would be a really weird thing to make up.

 

[DaShen]

That isn't funny. It is actually dumb.

A person shouldn't be a notch on your belt. That is just low and wrong.

 

[CaptainGoodnight]

I had a friend who was dating this girl and the topic of how many people they had sex with came up. For my friend she was his third and for her it was her tenth. She also mentioned that numbers 4 to 8 were all at the same time. :Q

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: BigToque
Nobody should be granted instant credibility. I was merely pointing out that it would be a really weird thing to make up.

I believe it is real. That's the sad part.