A funny joke I got in email today from the boss.

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Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So he went to a singles bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.

"Right now, I'm just an ordinary man,"the said, walking up to her, "but within a month or two, my father will pass and I'll inherit over 20 million dollars."

The woman went home with Robert, and four days later she became his stepmother.

Men will never learn.



**8/10

 

[Cristatus]

lol

 

[JoeKing]

BURRRRRN



:thumbsup:

 

[Gurck]

Hehehe

 

[aplefka]

I'd kill the beeyotch.

 

[Maximus96]

then she'll be fat and have her own show

 

[Mucho]

 

[oogabooga]

Haha :thumbsup:

i'm goign to share that with some friends.

 

[spiderrasmon]

reminds me:
'Drink High, Recycle Low'

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: spiderrasmon
reminds me:
'Drink High, Recycle Low'

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan

First one was all right, this one was excellent! :thumbsup: :beer:

 

[cjgallen]

HAHAHAHA

 

[quakefiend420]

LOL...9/10 :laugh:

 

[aplefka]

I'm going on the 401-Keg plan immediately.

 

[blurredvision]

Originally posted by: ProviaFan

Originally posted by: spiderrasmon
reminds me:
'Drink High, Recycle Low'

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan

First one was all right, this one was excellent! :thumbsup: :beer:

How dare you upstage me!!!!!

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: Mucho

 

[DainBramaged]

LMAO @ both