A frog goes into a bank.....

[JEDIYoda]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"



(folks, you're gonna luv this)



The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously!
Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

Have a great day.....

 

[daw123]

It was a lot better than fleabag's earlier attempt.

Edit: Geez, my spelling is awful today.

 

[Flipped Gazelle]

7/10.

You get extra points for the gfx.

 

[Soundmanred]

You and fleabag should write a book of jokes.
Take some time off from the forums to do this to make sure you do it right.
Alot of time.

 

[bommy261]

got a good chuckle outta that.. :thumbsup:

 

[InflatableBuddha]

nice.

 

[joesmoke]

so when does the frog get raped by a chimp?

 

[Azraele]

*Groan*

 

[waggy]

lol yeah i was singing the end.

great joke.

 

[HeXploiT]

Reaaaally really really really bad joke...but clean so kudos.

 

[Kirby]

laughed because it was so stupid

 

[WA261]

boooo

 

[Lithium381]

so bad!!!!

 

[ravana]

:thumbsup:

 

[sandorski]

gosh 3/10

Ixnay "(folks, you're gonna luv this)" for more points.

 

[Blackjack200]

"Bud", "Bud", "Bud"

 

[AndroidVageta]

Lame.

 

[mmntech]

Then he was raped by a chimp...

 

[QueBert]

I think the animated gifs might have actually made the joke worse, if that's even possible.

 

[ScottSwing]

*exits thread*

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

A frog walks into the bank and demands all of the money or he swears to god he'll start dropping bodies.

 

[dfuze]

heard it before but still cute

 

[ScottSwing]

A man surveys the women in a nightclub, picks out the most attractive, and takes a seat next to her at the bar. He uses all his best lines, but gets nowhere. Finally, he reaches into his pocket, takes out a small box, and pulls a frog out of it.

"Cute," says the woman. "Is that a pet?" The man smiled.

"Yes, and he's good at doing tricks too."

"Like what?"

"He eats pussy. Come back to my place and I'll prove it to you."

Once in the bedroom, the girl strips off and puts the frog between her legs. The frog doesn't move. After a couple of minutes, the woman looks at the immobile frog, and finally demands, "Well?"

The man shakes his head sorrowfully, picks up the frog and says, "Okay, you idiot, I'm only going to show you one more time."