A friends rude comment...I thought it was funny

mitchelt

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My friend was telling me he was at the Bath and Body Works store with his wife yesterday evening and he decided to just stand near the cashier stand and wait.

There were 3 workers cleaning stuff up and one asked him if I needed help, he told her he was OK and that he was just patiently waiting for my wife.

One of the other girls turned around and said to him that patience is a great trait for a Man to have, without thinking he thought he would be funny and said "being OK with cunnilingus also helps". He was asked to wait outside.

I spit out the soda I was drinking I laughed so hard when he told me this. I have to say my friend has some big ones :biggrin::biggrin: to come back with that comment.
 
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SandEagle

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he should have been slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit. what kind of idiot talks like that in public?
 

Jeff7

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Asked to wait outside...


"Sir, please wait outside. Until my shift is over."
 

HN

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and who says cunnilingus? why not go for the gusto with bj / blowjob / head / hummer etc.
 

smackababy

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he should have been slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit. what kind of idiot talks like that in public?

The lawsuit wouldn't make it past a lawyer.


OP, your friend is also not too bright. I don't think his comment was offensive, but it definitely wasn't appropriate for his audience.
 

smackababy

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don't be so rude, guy.
everyone has 'that friend' in their circle. OP was not there. it is, however, repulsive that he finds this behavior to be humorous .

The fact that he finds a joke referring to a man pleasuring his wife is repulsive? Perhaps if one was some kind of religious fundamental in the 1750s.
 

zinfamous

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There were 3 workers cleaning stuff up and one asked him if I needed help, he told her he was OK and that he was just patiently waiting for my wife.
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couple of slip-ups there. We know it was you that was the creep.
 

SandEagle

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The fact that he finds a joke referring to a man pleasuring his wife is repulsive? Perhaps if one was some kind of religious fundamental in the 1750s.

you don't joke about these things to random women you dont know. maybe with your friends, but not strangers.
 

rudeguy

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you don't joke about these things to random women you dont know. maybe with your friends, but not strangers.

I have a ton of chick friends. I'm the guy that can get away with saying a lot of shit.

I wouldn't say something that stupid and creepy to anyone.

Except maybe shorty.
 

Puppies04

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he should have been slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit. what kind of idiot talks like that in public?


You are everything that is wrong with this world. Ask him to wait outside, sure. Ban him from the store, well if you want to take it that far go ahead. Sexual harassment lawsuit, WTFROLFCOPTERBBQ??????
 

IronWing

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he should have been slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit. what kind of idiot talks like that in public?
He couldn't be sued but the manager could if the manager failed to intervene. Employees don't have to put up with that crap. That said....

Way back in college, myself and a few coworkers hit the ice cream stand after work. The young lady serving the ice cream asked one of my coworkers "Would you like crushed nuts?" to which he replied "Would you like a kick in the snatch?"
 

lozina

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maybe it would be more appropriate to have replied: "yeah just like cleaning and making me dinner is a great trait for a woman to have. btw I'm getting hungry waiting here mind making me a sandwich?"
 

Markbnj

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He couldn't be sued but the manager could if the manager failed to intervene. Employees don't have to put up with that crap. That said....

Way back in college, myself and a few coworkers hit the ice cream stand after work. The young lady serving the ice cream asked one of my coworkers "Would you like crushed nuts?" to which he replied "Would you like a kick in the snatch?"

See, now that's witty, but it's hanging by its fingernails from a tall cliff over a valley of creepy. Could go either way.
 

mmntech

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A man and young lady are sitting next to each other on a plane.
A large explosion blows out the engines and the aircraft starts going down.
The woman jumps up and exclaims "I don't want to die a virgin! I need a man who can make me a feel like a real woman"
The man sitting next to her jumps up from his seat,
passionately rips off his shirt, and yells
"Here, iron this!"
 

thraashman

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Man, there's some prudish people in here. I thought that was a brilliant response. It's the type of thing I would and often do say. Perhaps I just spend time around more open minded people.