A friend of mine once told me....

[Brutuskend]

Tell a girl your interested in that you're hung like a BABY CARROT.

If she STILL wants to go out with you, she's a KEEPER!!!


True words of wisdom.

 

[Mday]

I would never date anyone who would stoop low enough to want to date me.

 

[SherEPunjab]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Tell a girl your interested in that you're hung like a BABY CARROT.

If she STILL wants to go out with you, she's a KEEPER!!!


True words of wisdom.

Why couldn't you just say that you're a poor slob that enjoys picking his nose and masturbating to gay porn and if she STILL wants to go out with you, she's a KEEPER!!!

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: SherEPunjab

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Tell a girl your interested in that you're hung like a BABY CARROT.

If she STILL wants to go out with you, she's a KEEPER!!!


True words of wisdom.

Why couldn't you just say that you're a poor slob that enjoys picking his nose and masturbating to gay porn and if she STILL wants to go out with you, she's a KEEPER!!!

You, too! I mean, I'm so glad, I'm not the only one!

I mean... errr... yeah.

 

[Omegachi]

haha, you guys are funny.

tell her you are on the verge of turning gay. i don't know what that will prove, but i want to know what would happen if you tell her.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: Omegachi
haha, you guys are funny.

tell her you are on the verge of turning gay. i don't know what that will prove, but i want to know what would happen if you tell her.

lol to this thread.....well, that reminds me of that one mel gibson movie...."what women want"...hehe pretty humorous movie i say

 

[flavio]

Drink a bottle of bourbon, piss yourself, throw up on the cat, and pass out.

If it's all cleaned up in the morning and she's still there....that's a keeper.

 

[Omegachi]

tell her you live with your mom, if the girl still stick around, shes a keeper....

(i live with my mom)

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: Omegachi
tell her you live with your mom, if she still stick around, shes a keeper....

(i live with my mom)

is your mom your keeper you are talking about?

KK

 

[AznMaverick]

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: Omegachi
tell her you live with your mom, if she still stick around, shes a keeper....

(i live with my mom)

is your mom your keeper you are talking about?

KK

haha

 

[dahunan]

Tell her you are poor and owe the govt. tons of money

 

[AvesPKS]

"My name is George. I am unemployed and I live with my parents."
"I'm Victoria, hi!"

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: AvesPKS
"My name is George. I am unemployed and I live with my parents."
"I'm Victoria, hi!"

LOL

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[tcsenter]

Woman - "So have you thought about where we are going on our first date?"

Man - "Well, if its all the same with you, I'd just as soon avoid any public places. My therapist and parole officer have advised me its probably not a good idea to go out in public so early after my release. What with my propensity for psychotic rages and the like. So I was thinking maybe we could go hiking or something way out in the middle of a national or state park, away from people and other annoyances like police and telephones. Sound good?"

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: tcsenter
Woman - "So have you thought about where we are going on our first date?"

Man - "Well, if its all the same with you, I'd just as soon avoid any public places. My therapist and parole officer have advised me its probably not a good idea to go out in public so early after my release. What with my propensity for psychotic rages and the like. So I was thinking maybe we could go hiking or something way out in the middle of a national or state park, away from people and other annoyances like police and telephones. Sound good?"

:Q

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: tcsenter
Woman - "So have you thought about where we are going on our first date?"

Man - "Well, if its all the same with you, I'd just as soon avoid any public places. My therapist and parole officer have advised me its probably not a good idea to go out in public so early after my release. What with my propensity for psychotic rages and the like. So I was thinking maybe we could go hiking or something way out in the middle of a national or state park, away from people and other annoyances like police and telephones. Sound good?"

lmao!