A friend of mine asked me to be his wingman....

purbeast0

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someone that can go with your friend (2 of you) up to another 2 girls or so and he'll talk to one of the chicks and you talk to the other chick he's not interested in. do you have a GF? i'm assuming you do if he's asking you to be his wingman.

EDIT: i'm assuming you have a GF because my friends have only used that term with me since I have a GF and they know i won't really try to do anything with the other chick.
 

Sex Smurf

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
You get to f*ck the fat one.

- M4H

Or you make excuses to get you two the hell out of that situation if they are fuglies.
 

NatePo717

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You don't know what a wingman is? You the guy who has to jump on the grenade...... and possibly DI ITB
 

frankgomez75

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
You get to f*ck the fat one.

- M4H

hahah.... this is true, he basically wants you to take the ugly chic or keep her entertained while he scores with the hot chic! hahahahhahah..................hhahahahhaha
 

habib89

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Originally posted by: webcammie
wingman needs game too or else the fat chick will still cockblock. =P

but the quality of game can be much much lower when the girl is fat or ugly...
 

webcammie

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Originally posted by: habib89
Originally posted by: webcammie
wingman needs game too or else the fat chick will still cockblock. =P

but the quality of game can be much much lower when the girl is fat or ugly...


game is still the keyword.

does it exist for ATers? =P
 

Hyperblaze

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Reading this....

Purpose of the Wingman

The purpose of the wingman is to boost his or her companion's confidence and social image. Wingmen must back up their pilots in their quest for love.
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Techniques of the Wingman

Techniques vary across different wingmen and different regions. Some of the more common techniques include:
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Initiation

The wingman may initialize an encounter with the target by approaching her first in order to break the ice and soften her up for the pilot. The wingman will also bravely face the risk of being shot down. A good wingman will successfully deflect any rejection and spare his pilot's self-esteem.
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Backup

The wingman may approach and acknowledge the pilot, who is already engaged in conversation with his target. This serves to increase the pilot's self-esteem as well as his social image. The wingman is also there to back him up in case things start to go sour.
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Isolation

The wingman may isolate the target by asking her friends to accompany him somewhere else, such as the dance floor, salad bar, restroom, etc. This move will leave the pilot alone to work his magic on the target.
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Distraction

The wingman may engage women who are interested in pursuing his pilot, thus allowing the pilot free reign to pursue his own targets. In this way, he serves as a protective shield around his pilot.
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Wingman Trends

Wingman techniques are continuously being honed and developed at social gatherings across the world. Some of the newer trends include asking for a target's Xanga page or MSN/AIM/Yahoo contact info. Wingmen have also expanded their domain from the bars and clubs to coffee shops, bookstores, malls, and even restaurants. Publisher Arriviste Press even offers an online tool called the [Virtual Wingman]
While not the most glorious of positions, it is certainly more fun than Friday nights at home.


This actually sound technical and tactical. I can work with this! :D