A Friday funny (language joke)

MaxDepth

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1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or
Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of
sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
:D