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a foot massage

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
A man once got thrown out of a glass window for massaging another man's wife's foot, or so I heard.
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That was me... don't mess with Tex ...me.
 
Antwan Rockamora gave the boss's wife a foot massage.

Motherfscker threw him off a balcony.

They took him out on the patio of his apartment, threw his ass over the balcony.

Ni@@er fell four stories. They had this garden at the bottom, enclosed in glass, like one of them greenhouses --ni@@er fell through that.

Since then, he's kinda developed a speech impediment.
 
Originally posted by: Amused
Antwan Rockamora gave the boss's wife a foot massage.

Motherfscker threw him off a balcony.

They took him out on the patio of his apartment, threw his ass over the balcony. Ni@@er fell four stories. They had this garden at the bottom, enclosed in glass, like one of them greenhouses --ni@@er fell through that.

Since then, he's kinda developed a speech impediment.
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First question is:
Mosh, do you look like Mia Wallace?
 
Women are utterly obsessed with foot massages, I suspect because they choose to wear shoes based on concern for style and appearance rather than comfort and usability.
 
Confirmed... My Fiance absolutely loves a foot massage as well...

She tried to do it to me once... I cant stand someone else touching my foot...
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Women are utterly obsessed with foot massages, I suspect because they choose to wear shoes based on concern for style and appearance rather than comfort and usability.
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you have a point there.

these are sexy, but killers to wear.

 
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: Amused
Antwan Rockamora gave the boss's wife a foot massage.

Motherfscker threw him off a balcony.

They took him out on the patio of his apartment, threw his ass over the balcony. Ni@@er fell four stories. They had this garden at the bottom, enclosed in glass, like one of them greenhouses --ni@@er fell through that.

Since then, he's kinda developed a speech impediment.
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First question is:
Mosh, do you look like Mia Wallace?
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nope, i'm no Uma

 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Women are utterly obsessed with foot massages, I suspect because they choose to wear shoes based on concern for style and appearance rather than comfort and usability.
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you have a point there.

these are sexy, but killers to wear.
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I've never had any complaints on the massages I have given, whether it be a foot massage or anyother kind. From the females of course, I don't lend any massages out to guys except a rare back massage.
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
is there anything better than a foot massage?
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Sure...but it's a good start. Can't let your face, scalp, hands, and the rest of your body get neglected for too long.

I once dated someone who was so ticklish, she couldn't even stand to touch her own feet (weird, I know). For whatever reason, I was the only person who could do it without setting off her tickle reaction.
 
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