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Dofuss3000

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Lets say you uploaded your mind to an electronic substrate that could run hundreds of billions of times faster than your mind now and you can decide how fast it runs. Now imagine you wanted to do a hot body but couldn't in a million years and she knew it. Now imagine you did her in VR a billion times in one second and then slowed down your mind into real-time instantly and told her that in the previous second you f--ked her a billion times and you proved it to her...



OH MY GOD....

There are no words to express that brilliance...



Don't quit your present username.
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So

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Originally posted by: Dofuss3000
Wow... you guys have no imagination.
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We're all either too smart, too dumb, or too sober to think that is anything other than a drug trip.
 
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Dofuss3000

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Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Dofuss3000
Wow... you guys have no imagination.
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We're all either too smart, too dumb, or too sober to think that is anything other than a drug trip.
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I am 100% sober. It is just sheer genius.
 
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Soccerman06

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Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Dofuss3000
Wow... you guys have no imagination.
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We're all either too smart, too dumb, or too sober to think that is anything other than a drug trip.
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Im ****** crunked right now and i dont know wtf hes talkin about.
 
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Then she'll go and tell everyone that you only last a billionth of a second a time. :p
 
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Dofuss3000

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Originally posted by: logic1485
Originally posted by: Snapster
Then she'll go and tell everyone that you only last a billionth of a second a time. :p
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Burn.

Ouch. Lol.
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That doesn't make sense. It is about the subjective experience of it.. Subjectively you will last for several minutes (really, as long as you like). It wouldn't phase me one bit. Try to be more clever next time.
 
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altonb1

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Originally posted by: Dofuss3000
Lets say you uploaded your mind to an electronic substrate that could run hundreds of billions of times faster than your mind now and you can decide how fast it runs. Now imagine you wanted to do a hot body but couldn't in a million years and she knew it. Now imagine you did her in VR a billion times in one second and then slowed down your mind into real-time instantly and told her that in the previous second you f--ked her a billion times and you proved it to her...



OH MY GOD....

There are no words to express that brilliance...
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So that's the closest you can get to being with a woman? Abstract hypotheticals that have no chance of reality? It explains a lot.... :roll:
 
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91TTZ

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Originally posted by: Dofuss3000
Lets say you uploaded your mind to an electronic substrate that could run hundreds of billions of times faster than your mind now and you can decide how fast it runs. Now imagine you wanted to do a hot body but couldn't in a million years and she knew it. Now imagine you did her in VR a billion times in one second and then slowed down your mind into real-time instantly and told her that in the previous second you f--ked her a billion times and you proved it to her...



OH MY GOD....

There are no words to express that brilliance...
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LOL
 
DrPizza

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Well, at least we know where "dofuss" came from... your friends gave you that nic a long time ago.

doofus
n : (informal) a stupid incompetent person [syn: dimwit, nitwit,
half-wit]
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And, you can't even spell it correctly!
 
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