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Originally posted by: zippy
Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: Moonbeam
He didn't just get a blow job. He got sucked so hard he went away with a blue front from third degree vacuum burns.
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Buwhahahahaha.. help me I'm choking on a strawberry here 😀
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I think we found "the tall one."
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yeah.. when hell freezes over 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Bluefront
I think you missed the previous post....."keeps coming back again and again".
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oh please, I have every right to post in any thread I feel like and if you don't like it you can kiss my liliy white ass and just chalk me up as another evil woman
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Originally posted by: Bluefront
...scratching noise on black-board.....
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far less irritating than the sounds of yet another dude singing the "women are the root of all evil" song around these parts.
 
So this 'thing' she 'wanted from you', she wanted you to let her give you a BJ?

Hmmm, I've had run-ins with a couple aggressive women, and I've never been so incredibly fortunate as to have one who required nothing from me in return. I've never heard of a women who thought you were doing THEM some sort of favor by letting them give you a BJ...unless they were crack whores and there was to be an exchange of money that would let them get a fix.
 
Well to finish this thread off.....No money changed hands, they were two horny women, not going to school any longer, just living there till the lease ran out. I had my suspicions about their motives. I think they were using me to get back at my room-mate, who was always asking them out. He never messed with them after that. Never will know for sure though.
 
i think penthouse copyrights their forums submissions. so you might wanna quit stealing from them. just fyi.

~erik
 
Tell you what...Any of you have my permission to submit my little story to any magazine or forum you want...as your own. Keep all the monies you may recieve. As I said in another thread before this, when asked a similar question, who needs to make stuff up? The truth is crazy enough. Course if you're only 12, maybe you havn't been around long enough....
 
k. i'm not 12, i'm 26. i'm married and my wife is pregnant so i'm pretty sure i got lucky at least once..

and i still think all your stories are stolen from penthouse. 🙂

~erik
 
Heh.....Ok I confess. I used to write plots for old John Holmes pornos. Got out of practice after he died. I'm trying to get back into the business....using OT here for some tuning up. Ha.
 
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