A few questions about flying first class. . .ADDED ONE MORE!

[Scrapster]

1. Can you drink all the alcohol you want, for free?

2. Can you order all the food you want, for free? (even if the meal schedule only says "snack" ?)

3. Do they provide you with headphones, for free?

4. Will the female attendents make out with you, for free?

5. Any other tips or things I should know?

6. What is the best alcoholic drink to have when you're 30,000 ft above? (What should I order?)

 

[Alienwho]

no
no
no
no

 

[rudder]

1. yes, until you get so drunk and beligerent the other passengers tie you to your seat and you are arrested upon landing.
2. no, they only have a limited number of dinners (or other meals)taken on board before take off. If they are serving a la carte appetizers, you can probably get seconds or thirds.
3. yes
4. no, usually it costs a little extra.
5. no

 

[zbalat]

Drinks are free and unlimited
Snacks are unlimited
Headphones are free to all classes if the plane is so equipped.
Flight attendants hate you so don't try to get some.

Take full advantage of the free stuff.

 

[thebestMAX]

1. Yes
2. No (depends on airline)
3. Yes
4. Maybe (a yes for me)
5. Save your money. Not worth it unless company is paying.

 

[rudder]

6. Just remember that when flying at altitude you are at a pressure equivalent to 6,000 - 8,000 feet above sea level. The effect of alcohol is more intense. Just don't drink to much and make an ass of your self. I used to fly for a living and we did tours for college kids on spring break. Once a guy got so drunk he started walking up and down the aisles flashing himself. When he started getting rude to the flight attendants and threatening them, that was the last straw. The federales were waiting for him when we landed in Cancun and he spent his spring break in a mexican jail.

Cause you know people here will post news links to your story!

 

[trmiv]

I've never flown first class, but I have flown business so if this stuff is true in business class, it is definetly true in first:

1)Yes
2)No, but you can get snacks for free
3)Yes, but bring your own, their always better
4)I wish
5)Don't fart when you are sleeping
6)Gin and Tonic

 

[IcemanJer]

Double martini, shaken, not stirred.

 

[thebestMAX]

The effects of alcohol are increased with altitude but I doubt on a flight it would make much difference.

Lived in Montana for 10 years and could outdrink most anybody when I went back to sea level for vacations.

 

[JohnnyKnoxville]

6.anything with booze in it

 

[Carbo]

My wife is a flight attendant, and she's easy and often naked. Go for it.

 

[thebestMAX]

CARBO-

Hee Hee

Makes me wish I was still flying on business. Spent many years flying every week.

 

[Scrapster]

^

 

[GasX]

1. Can you drink all the alcohol you want, for free?

Yes, but they will cut you off if you get visibly drunk

2. Can you order all the food you want, for free? (even if the meal schedule only says "snack" ?)

No, if they say snack they mean snack - you can always get more nuts and sometimes you get a warm cookie

3. Do they provide you with headphones, for free?

Yes. On some flights you can choose your movie

4. Will the female attendents make out with you, for free?

I have fond memories of a stewardess, but we made out on the ground. Met her on a plane though

5. Any other tips or things I should know?

Act like you belong there and enjoy your flight.

6. What is the best alcoholic drink to have when you're 30,000 ft above? (What should I order?)

Single Malt Scotch

 

[The Stigenator]

all these questions depend on who your flying with. Some first classes suck.. while others the econmy gets as much as service as teh first. This is true for international flights (long haul) where you can pretty much get what you want..

THe way I see it for international long hauls.. the only differnce is the seats and the entertainment (you get better bigger screens - economy now has in seat coverage too - atleast teh ones I flew so far).

The local domestic flights ..there is a big differnece between first and business and economy.


Edit:

Also depends where your flying, which airline and so forth and so forth.. like if your flying domestic in India.. you get something atleast to eat.. even if its a 30 minute flight.. whereas here in teh US.. you maybe will get a bag of peanuts.. maybe ..