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"My wife wakes me up @3:00 am every day and we do it for 2 hours before work" "Then, on the train in, there's a girl on the train and we do it for an hour in the bathroom." "Well", said the doc, "I think that.." "Wait a minute", said the man, " When I get to work, I ****** my secretary 4 times a day." "Maybe-" says the doc. "Hold on", says the man, "On the train home there's a woman who goes down on me in the back row. Then my wife is so happy to see me, she throws me down as soon as I walk in the door. Sometimes we miss dinner altogether".
"So what exactly is the problem"? askes the doctor. The man replies,
"Well doc, It hurts when I masturbate".
Guy goes to the doc with a scary problem, he's got this nasty orange crust all over his dick. Doc tells him to take some antibiotics and come back in a week. Guy comes back, orange as ever. Doc sends him home with topical gel, comes back in a week, orange as ever. Doc asks "what do you do for work during the day" Guy says, since I got laid off I just sit around the house watching pornos and eating cheetos.
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?" "What, dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "I think you're bad luck, get the hell away from me!"
"So what exactly is the problem"? askes the doctor. The man replies,
"Well doc, It hurts when I masturbate".
Guy goes to the doc with a scary problem, he's got this nasty orange crust all over his dick. Doc tells him to take some antibiotics and come back in a week. Guy comes back, orange as ever. Doc sends him home with topical gel, comes back in a week, orange as ever. Doc asks "what do you do for work during the day" Guy says, since I got laid off I just sit around the house watching pornos and eating cheetos.
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?" "What, dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "I think you're bad luck, get the hell away from me!"