A few Irish personal ads......

[DaTT]

Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime
fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still
exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.

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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi
for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed
supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin
sister.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: DaTT
Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime
fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still
exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.

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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi
for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed
supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin
sister.

LOL! I like the one I hi-lited best. 🙂

 

[DaTT]

I have more but they aren't as good as these three.

 

[Mik3y]

Oh wow. That's hilarious. :beer:

 

[pontifex]

are these real ads???

 

[AMDZen]

That last one is pure gold.

Thanks for the laugh

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: DaTT
Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime
fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still
exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.

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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi
for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed
supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin
sister.

LOL! I like the one I hi-lited best. 🙂

Yep, 10/10. :thumbsup: