A few funny Randy Moss jokes (in light of his current situation)

[Phokus]

A few funny randy moss jokes have popped up in newsgroups:

"The new Randy Ratio: 5 to 10 (maybe 3 for good behaviour)"

Q. What did randy say while plowing the traffic cop with his lexus?
A. Get out of my FVCKING WAY, I'M TRYING TO GET TO MY FVCKING ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES!

 

[badluck]

did you think those were funny or something?

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: badluck
did you think those were funny or something?

Well, i suppose you have to follow football a lot to get the jokes, heh.

 

[BDawg]

I liked the Randy ratio one.

 

[Karsten]

All I can say.... what a dum$%$$ he is. I hope he gets the maximum possible sentence. They have to learn that the law applies to them too!

 

[philmacrevis]

Heard on Rome today, "She could've stopped him if she had a Panthers jersey on and played cover 2."

 

[Cyco]

Originally posted by: philmacrevis
Heard on Rome today, "She could've stopped him if she had a Panthers jersey on and played cover 2."

Now that is funny!

 

[flavio]

Originally posted by: Phokus

Originally posted by: badluck
did you think those were funny or something?

Well, i suppose you have to follow football a lot to get the jokes, heh.

I follow football and they're just bad jokes.

 

[tigerbait]

Originally posted by: philmacrevis
Heard on Rome today, "She could've stopped him if she had a Panthers jersey on and played cover 2."

LMAO.... true

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

I used to like this guy, but now Randy Moss is a panty waste. What a fvckin' joke. He doesn't deserve to be in the NFL. He should go back to PopWarner where he really shined.

 

[tw1164]

I think that he should be suspended from playing for the next couple games. I can't believe they're letting him play Sunday. :Q

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: Karsten
All I can say.... what a dum$%$$ he is. I hope he gets the maximum possible sentence. They have to learn that the law applies to them too!

He can't get a sentence if I remember correctly, well atleast not one putting him in jail as it's merely a misdemeanor.

I could be wrong though, anyone know for sure?

To my knowledge it's just community service etc.