A crossbreed fowl I'd like to see!

[Brutuskend]

Just think, if you crossed a Pheasant and a Duck you would end up with a Phuck.

Can you imagine going to the store and asking the girl behind the counter for one of these!!?

Or ordering one at the local eatery!??

the possabilitys are ENDLESS!!

(My mind does weird things sometimes. Today it came up with this!)

 

[Zim Hosein]

LMFAO Brutuskend, thanks

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Just think, if you crossed a Pheasant and a Duck you would end up with a Phuck.

Can you imagine going to the store and asking the girl behind the counter for one of these!!?

Or ordering one at the local eatery!??

the possabilitys are ENDLESS!!

(My mind does weird things sometimes. Today it came up with this!)

LOL,you worry me sometimes dude

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Just think, if you crossed a Pheasant and a Duck you would end up with a Phuck.

Can you imagine going to the store and asking the girl behind the counter for one of these!!?

Or ordering one at the local eatery!??

the possabilitys are ENDLESS!!

(My mind does weird things sometimes. Today it came up with this!)

LOL,you worry me sometimes dude

How do you think I FEEL??!!

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Just think, if you crossed a Pheasant and a Duck you would end up with a Phuck.

Can you imagine going to the store and asking the girl behind the counter for one of these!!?

Or ordering one at the local eatery!??

the possabilitys are ENDLESS!!

(My mind does weird things sometimes. Today it came up with this!)

LOL,you worry me sometimes dude

How do you think I FEEL??!!

Hmmm...I've never thought about how you might "feel" I'd think maybe sort of like of rubber chicken.... whoa... just too fowl to contemplate

 

[Brutuskend]

Ahhh, your NO fun!!

 

[LOLyourFace]

they should cross bulldog and shizu..

and call it bullshit..

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Ahhh, your NO fun!!

Yes,I am if I'm egged on the right way


lol,I'm almost as bad as Harvey tonight

 

[Brutuskend]

Ok then, think of some funny situations for this animal.


Before you cooked it you would of course chop off it's head.

So you would end up with a Phuck Head!

Your turn!

 

[Howard]

If you kept it as a pet, it would be your PHUCK BUDDY.

Thanks

 

[Brutuskend]

What if there were no chickens just Phucks, but EVERYTHING tasted like them!
"This tastes like PHUCK!"

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
What if there were no chickens just Phucks, but EVERYTHING tasted like them!
"This tastes like PHUCK!"

booooooooooooooo

 

[Geekbabe]

lol,we needs some woods for all these strange fowl

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them.

The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.

He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.

 

[Crappopotamus]

what if you crossed a phuck with a chicken though... PHUCKEN crazy.

 

[Brutuskend]

Ok, how about this then.

If your Phuck Buddy had a bad leg, it would be a lame Phuck.

If it were REALLY stupid, if would be a dumb Phuck.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
lol,we needs some woods for all these strange fowl

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them.

The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.

He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.

Hehe

 

[Geekbabe]

Lol,I've really been feathering my joke nest tonight but best stop before I lay an egg

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Lol,I've really been feathering my joke nest tonight but best stop before I lay an egg

Bada boom. (Rimshot)

"Waiter! I'd like to send this back to the kitchen, this is the WORST Phuck I've ever had!"

 

[HappyPuppy]

:beer::beer:

 

[Kaervak]

Throws on Sean Connery accent, excuse me my dear, I'd like a good Phuck. One that will satisfy my hunger, yet leave me wanting more.