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A crossbreed fowl I'd like to see!

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Brutuskend

Lifer
Just think, if you crossed a Pheasant and a Duck you would end up with a Phuck.

Can you imagine going to the store and asking the girl behind the counter for one of these!!?

Or ordering one at the local eatery!??

😉 the possabilitys are ENDLESS!! 😉

(My mind does weird things sometimes. Today it came up with this!)
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Just think, if you crossed a Pheasant and a Duck you would end up with a Phuck.

Can you imagine going to the store and asking the girl behind the counter for one of these!!?

Or ordering one at the local eatery!??

😉 the possabilitys are ENDLESS!! 😉

(My mind does weird things sometimes. Today it came up with this!)
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LOL,you worry me sometimes dude😛

 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Just think, if you crossed a Pheasant and a Duck you would end up with a Phuck.

Can you imagine going to the store and asking the girl behind the counter for one of these!!?

Or ordering one at the local eatery!??

😉 the possabilitys are ENDLESS!! 😉

(My mind does weird things sometimes. Today it came up with this!)
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LOL,you worry me sometimes dude😛
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How do you think I FEEL??!! 😉
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Just think, if you crossed a Pheasant and a Duck you would end up with a Phuck.

Can you imagine going to the store and asking the girl behind the counter for one of these!!?

Or ordering one at the local eatery!??

😉 the possabilitys are ENDLESS!! 😉

(My mind does weird things sometimes. Today it came up with this!)
Click to expand...

LOL,you worry me sometimes dude😛
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How do you think I FEEL??!! 😉
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Hmmm...I've never thought about how you might "feel" I'd think maybe sort of like of rubber chicken.... whoa... just too fowl to contemplate 😛
 
Ok then, think of some funny situations for this animal.


Before you cooked it you would of course chop off it's head.

So you would end up with a Phuck Head! 😉

Your turn!
 
lol,we needs some woods for all these strange fowl 😀

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them.

The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.

He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.

 
Ok, how about this then.

If your Phuck Buddy had a bad leg, it would be a lame Phuck.

If it were REALLY stupid, if would be a dumb Phuck.
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
lol,we needs some woods for all these strange fowl 😀

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them.

The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.

He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.
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Hehe 🙂
 
Lol,I've really been feathering my joke nest tonight but best stop before I lay an egg😛
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Lol,I've really been feathering my joke nest tonight but best stop before I lay an egg😛
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Bada boom. (Rimshot) 😛

"Waiter! I'd like to send this back to the kitchen, this is the WORST Phuck I've ever had!"
 
Throws on Sean Connery accent, excuse me my dear, I'd like a good Phuck. One that will satisfy my hunger, yet leave me wanting more. 😀
 
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