A couple of toys that didn't make your Christmas/Hanukah list...

MaxDepth

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But they are still available, go and get 'em right now!

Action Figure Jesus $6.95
Everyone has a different take on Jesus. Muslims and Jews saw him as a prophet; Buddhists say he was enlightened; Hindus consider him an avatar (the incarnation of a deity in human form) while Christians hail him as the Son of God. But, wherever your theological compass points, you will agree that this is the coolest action figure since G.I. Joe. Each hard plastic Jesus Action Figure stands 5" tall with poseable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action. Comes in our illustrated package with biblical quotes on the back.


Moo Magnet Activity Kit $7.95
This kit includes a special cow magnet and an illustrated activity book. The magnet is a special version of an actual cow magnet. Cow magnets are used to prevent "hardware disease" in cows. The cow magnet disassembles into 16 pieces (including 5 powerful ring magnets) for use with activities in the 16-page activity booklet. The booklet features "Bessie Bovine" who guides youngsters through 12 exercises that teaches them the principles of modern magnetism.

But how does a moo magnet prevent "hardware disease" you ask?
While grazing, cows eat everything from grass and dirt to nails, staples and bits of bailing wire (referred to as tramp iron). Tramp iron tends to lodge in the honeycombed walls of the reticulum, threatening the surrounding vital organs and causing irritation and inflammation, known as Hardware Disease. The cow loses her appetite and decreases her milk output (dairy cows), or her ability to gain weight (feeder stock). Cow magnets help prevent this disease by attracting stray metal from the folds and crevices of the rumen and reticulum. One magnet works for the life of the cow!


Mullet Head Figures $7.99
Choose from those wacky, zany guys Speed Fry, Randy, Kelly or Terry. Or better yet, by those tasteful, sexy mullets of Texas Tailwind, The Margaritaville Spill, the Backstage Pass or the Menage A Trois!

Personally, my favorite is the Randy Loughlin "Pop n' Flick lighter/bottle opener/key chain. With htis handy multi-tool, you'll sure to be the hit of the trailer park crowd when you open her MGD (Miller Genuine Draft), light her menthol Kool, and drive her home...
It's a steal at $4.00.


And finally,
And don't forget those lil uns in your house or your favorite ATOT mod. They'll enjoy and appreciate our video of the month. For you, it's only $14.95.


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