A conversation with my cat.

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My cat asks too many damned questions.

M4H: Why do you attack my feet at 6am? At least attack them at 7 when the alarm goes off.
Cat: Mrowr?

M4H: Do you really have to bring me everything you kill?
Cat: Mrowr?

M4H: You just ate. If I feed you every time you ask, you'll get fat.
Cat: Mrowr?

M4H: Hey, don't come crying to me. I saw you bite the dog in the ass, you deserved to get chased across the house.
Cat: Mrowr?

I swear, if cuteness is a defense mechanism, it's the best damn one invented yet.

- M4H
 

Iron Woode

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Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Really I have no idea what he's saying but he is quite useful.

Linkie.
the current belief is that because cats don't communicate to each other by "talking", that cats are imitating humans as best they can, because they know we communicate with our mouths by making noise.
 

Mrvile

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
My cat asks too many damned questions.

M4H: Why do you attack my feet at 6am? At least attack them at 7 when the alarm goes off.
Cat: Mrowr?

M4H: Do you really have to bring me everything you kill?
Cat: Mrowr?

M4H: You just ate. If I feed you every time you ask, you'll get fat.
Cat: Mrowr?

M4H: Hey, don't come crying to me. I saw you bite the dog in the ass, you deserved to get chased across the house.
Cat: Mrowr?

I swear, if cuteness is a defense mechanism, it's the best damn one invented yet.

- M4H

:D