A complaint letter to ATOT

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BigJ

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Nov 18, 2001
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Why do you have a complaint about me on your Web page?

I get asked this question a lot. The short answer is: I don't. What you just read is the output of Scott Pakin's Automatic Complaint-Letter Generator, a program I wrote that randomly generates complaint letters on demand.

The idea is that someone -- almost certainly whoever pointed you to my page -- entered "ATOT" into the Automatic Complaint-Letter Generator form at http://www.pakin.org/complaint. The result was the rambling but (I hope) grammatically correct complaint letter of the type you just read. It's intended to be funny, but apparently, some people don't share my sense of humor. That's why I wrote this page explaining my program.
 
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Encryptic

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Originally posted by: BigJ
Why do you have a complaint about me on your Web page?

I get asked this question a lot. The short answer is: I don't. What you just read is the output of Scott Pakin's Automatic Complaint-Letter Generator, a program I wrote that randomly generates complaint letters on demand.

The idea is that someone -- almost certainly whoever pointed you to my page -- entered "ATOT" into the Automatic Complaint-Letter Generator form at http://www.pakin.org/complaint. The result was the rambling but (I hope) grammatically correct complaint letter of the type you just read. It's intended to be funny, but apparently, some people don't share my sense of humor. That's why I wrote this page explaining my program.
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I figured it had to be a complaint generator after I read the two links posted already. Cute, but a bit wordy...
 
MBony

MBony

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Sep 16, 2003
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Is that the same dude? He had that much beef w/ 2 different forums? Or is one a particular person? Either way, he/she has WAY too much time on their hands to write out that diatribe.
 
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Trey22

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Oct 31, 2003
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Cliff notes? ... too lazy to read through two letters!

Bah, just noticed the whole complain letter generator thing.
 
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brtspears2

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Nov 16, 2000
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Originally posted by: Trey22
Cliff notes? ... too lazy to read through two letters!

Bah, just noticed the whole complain letter generator thing.
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It's a joke! Anyways I stand that anyone that can't read something longer than a few sentences, don't even read at all.
 
preslove

preslove

Lifer
Sep 10, 2003
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AH ha! I knew I would get some people :D

Oh and the woman one actually was good when I clicked it:
Fact: Women's jeremiads reek of so much particularism that the smell makes me nauseated.
Fact: The ripples of reaction to Women's viewpoints have spread, giving rise to universal calls to reveal some shocking facts about Women's lamentations.

Fact: It's hard to fathom just how unscrupulous Women is.
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ROFL!
 
neutralizer

neutralizer

Lifer
Oct 4, 2001
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That's cute, but I realized it was fake when I realized the letter made NO sense whatsoever with regard to ATOT.
 
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farmercal

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The only thing I ever get from this site is good advice and a few laughs. How does that bother people?
 
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